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Will Mr. Chicken please report to the UAPD to retrieve your uh, property?

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http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/report-marijuana-found-tim-williams-arrest-allegedly-property-brandon-chicken/

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Report: Marijuana found during Tim Williams’ arrest allegedly the property of ‘Brandon Chicken’
ADAM SPENCER | 1 MIN AGO
 
Tim Williams
Marvin Gentry-USA TODAY Sports
Alabama LB Tim Williams was arrested on Thursday morning. Williams was charged with carrying a pistol without a permit, but marijuana was also found in the car.

Williams’ friend took responsibility for the drugs, but said he was only holding them for a friend named “Brandon Chicken,” according to Stephanie Taylor of The Tuscaloosa News:

 Stephanie Taylor @TNews_Steph
UAPD officers found pot in Tim Williams' car, his friend said it belonged to a man named "Brandon Chicken." No drug charges against Williams
11:23 AM - 29 Sep 2016
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Williams, whose status for this weekend’s Kentucky game has yet to be determined, was not charged with marijuana possession in the incident.
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Re: Will Mr. Chicken please report to the UAPD to retrieve your uh, property?
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2016, 01:37:53 PM »
I see a cop on latrine duty at an upcoming fair.
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Re: Will Mr. Chicken please report to the UAPD to retrieve your uh, property?
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2016, 02:14:31 PM »
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Re: Will Mr. Chicken please report to the UAPD to retrieve your uh, property?
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2016, 02:16:07 PM »
More drugs and guns.  I bet those cops were LSU fans. 
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Re: Will Mr. Chicken please report to the UAPD to retrieve your uh, property?
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2016, 02:23:47 PM »
The soon to be released statement by Tuscaloosa District Attorney, Hays Webb.

"I want to emphasize once again that the main reason I'm doing this is that I refuse to ruin the life of this young man who has spent his adolescence and his teenage years, working and sweating, while we were all home in the air conditioning."
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Re: Will Mr. Chicken please report to the UAPD to retrieve your uh, property?
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2016, 03:03:07 PM »
He'll miss the first half of practice today.
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Re: Will Mr. Chicken please report to the UAPD to retrieve your uh, property?
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2016, 05:19:37 PM »
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Re: Will Mr. Chicken please report to the UAPD to retrieve your uh, property?
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2016, 05:25:06 PM »
If some opposing fan hasn't created a "Brandon Chicken" twitter account to constantly harass Bama players about his weed, chicken, athletic socks...and pretty much anything else they might hold for him...then I am very disappoint.
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Re: Will Mr. Chicken please report to the UAPD to retrieve your uh, property?
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2016, 10:45:56 PM »
Ole Timmy was able to produce a receipt and permit for the gun. Imagine that.
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Re: Will Mr. Chicken please report to the UAPD to retrieve your uh, property?
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2016, 12:29:44 AM »
Brandon Chicken that's some good shit.
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