Viva Las Vegas

[Snaggletiger]

Input.  I needs it.

Making my first trip evah to Vegas late next week.  I know, I know. I lead a sheltered life.  And this trip will be ultra conservative as Snagette and I are flying out to visit our daughter.  Plus, other than the slots, I don't gamble and have no interest in it.  So I imagine most of you single or formerly single bro's are going, "No Black Jack, hookers, strippers or blow?  What the hell else is there to do?"

Any sight seeing awesomeness?  (Besides strippers)  Any must-try restaurants/bars?  Are there any shows you take in when you go? 

Thanks Paaawwl an I'll hang up an lissen'.

[wesfau2]

So I imagine most of you single or formerly single bro's are going, "No Black Jack, hookers, strippers or blow?  What the hell else is there to do?"

Pretty much.

Never understood families/tourists in Vegas.  It's a bacchanalia that shouldn't be observed by the innocent.

[chinook]

Input.  I needs it.

Making my first trip evah to Vegas late next week.  I know, I know. I lead a sheltered life.  And this trip will be ultra conservative as Snagette and I are flying out to visit our daughter.  Plus, other than the slots, I don't gamble and have no interest in it.  So I imagine most of you single or formerly single bro's are going, "No Black Jack, hookers, strippers or blow?  What the hell else is there to do?"

Any sight seeing awesomeness?  (Besides strippers) Any must-try restaurants/bars?  Are there any shows you take in when you go? 

Thanks Paaawwl an I'll hang up an lissen'.

So are you or you not visiting your daughter? 

I'll hang up and listen.

[Snaggletiger]

The Bacchanalia were Roman festivals of Bacchus, based on various ecstatic elements of the Greek Dionysia.


So, you're saying don't go see Britney Spears?

[AUJarhead]

Making my first trip evah to Vegas late next week.

How in the fuck have you lived to be 50 and never gone there?

[Saniflush]

Input.  I needs it.

Making my first trip evah to Vegas late next week.  I know, I know. I lead a sheltered life.  And this trip will be ultra conservative as Snagette and I are flying out to visit our daughter.  Plus, other than the slots, I don't gamble and have no interest in it.  So I imagine most of you single or formerly single bro's are going, "No Black Jack, hookers, strippers or blow?  What the hell else is there to do?"

Any sight seeing awesomeness?  (Besides strippers)  Any must-try restaurants/bars?  Are there any shows you take in when you go? 

Thanks Paaawwl an I'll hang up an lissen'.

WTF.  I don't even know who you are anymore.

That's not how this works.  It's not how any of this works.

You are as bad as those fucks that go to LV to run in that fucking marathon that I shout at while holding my bourbon on the walkway overpass.

Go see your Bellagio fountains and all that shit.
You can get a reservation here for one evening. http://www.binions.com/dining/binions_steakhouse.php Food and view is top notch and it is in old Las Vegas where you get to see the true face of Murica after you eat. 

You're dead to me. 

I will be there from Thursday through Sunday morning for a Maine reunion.  Maybe I will see you somewhere. Gambling. Drinking.  Never mind. 

[chinook]

WTF.  I don't even know who you are anymore.

That's not how this works.  It's not how any of this works.

You are as bad as those fucks that go to LV to run in that fucking marathon that I shout at while holding my bourbon on the walkway overpass.

Go see your Bellagio fountains and all that shit.
You can get a reservation here for one evening. http://www.binions.com/dining/binions_steakhouse.php Food and view is top notch and it is in old Las Vegas where you get to see the true face of Murica after you eat. 

You're dead to me.

damn dude...the guy has been without balls for nearly 30 years, give him a break. 

[Snaggletiger]

How in the fuck have you lived to be 50 and never gone there?

I wish that I could be like the cool kids, cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in.

[wesfau2]

WTF.  I don't even know who you are anymore.

That's not how this works.  It's not how any of this works.

You are as bad as those fucks that go to LV to run in that fucking marathon that I shout at while holding my bourbon on the walkway overpass.

Go see your Bellagio fountains and all that shit.
You can get a reservation here for one evening. http://www.binions.com/dining/binions_steakhouse.php Food and view is top notch and it is in old Las Vegas where you get to see the true face of Murica after you eat. 

You're dead to me.

Yep.

[Snaggletiger]

WTF.  I don't even know who you are anymore.

That's not how this works.  It's not how any of this works.

You are as bad as those fucks that go to LV to run in that fucking marathon that I shout at while holding my bourbon on the walkway overpass.

Go see your Bellagio fountains and all that shit.
You can get a reservation here for one evening. http://www.binions.com/dining/binions_steakhouse.php Food and view is top notch and it is in old Las Vegas where you get to see the true face of Murica after you eat. 

You're dead to me. 

I will be there from Thursday through Sunday morning for a Maine reunion.  Maybe I will see you somewhere. Gambling. Drinking.  Never mind.

But....isn't that the case pretty much everywhere you go?

[Token]

Escorts

[Snaggletiger]

Escorts

You mean like, taxis?

[Godfather]

The Bunny Ranch.

[Buzz Killington]

Ride the roller coaster at NYNY, and make sure you go to the top of the Stratosphere and ride everything they have up there as well.

[Buzz Killington]

You mean like, taxis?

Think of it as Uber for your penis.

[Godfather]

Make sure you and the misses go to Moorea Beach Club @ Mandalay Bay.  Great pool, to just lounge in.

[Snaggletiger]

Make sure you and the misses go to Moorea Beach Club @ Mandalay Bay.  Great pool, to just lounge in.

Now, see people?  THIS^^^ right here is the kind of rational, sound advise and suggestion I'm looking for.  Thanks GF.  We'll be sure and check it out. 

[WiregrassTiger]

Input.  I needs it.

Making my first trip evah to Vegas late next week.  I know, I know. I lead a sheltered life.  And this trip will be ultra conservative as Snagette and I are flying out to visit our daughter.  Plus, other than the slots, I don't gamble and have no interest in it.  So I imagine most of you single or formerly single bro's are going, "No Black Jack, hookers, strippers or blow?  What the hell else is there to do?"

Any sight seeing awesomeness?  (Besides strippers)  Any must-try restaurants/bars?  Are there any shows you take in when you go? 

Thanks Paaawwl an I'll hang up an lissen'.

Yeah, those are just weekly donations that you make to the Fla lottery.

[AUJarhead]

Now, see people?  THIS^^^ right here is the kind of rational, sound advise and suggestion I'm looking for.  Thanks GF.  We'll be sure and check it out.

Try this link also.  www.aufamily.com

[GH2001]

Pretty much.

Never understood families/tourists in Vegas.  It's a bacchanalia that shouldn't be observed by the innocent.

Never had so many "pamphlets" and "reading material" handed to me in seemingly normal places. Well except that time me and snags went to Saigon. Well, they said they were hookers but I don't remember ever paying.

There's a lot to do in the outskirts that's fine (canyon, Hoover dam,  red rock); But the strip I certainly agree with you on.