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So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« on: September 23, 2016, 12:40:12 PM »
Whatcha' really, really want.  And you can't say zigazig ha.  That's taken.

I want one thing from this weekend.  Win or lose, I just want to come away from that game feeling like Gus has unfucked the offense.  What I don't want is to spend anymore weeks this season listening to talk about who we're getting to replace Gus or how Jacobs has fucked Auburn. Let's just start playing good foosballz and put on our happy faces. 

Then I want to zigazig ha Posh Spice's little bum. 
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2016, 12:54:35 PM »
Whatcha' really, really want.  And you can't say zigazig ha.  That's taken.

I want one thing from this weekend.  Win or lose, I just want to come away from that game feeling like Gus has unfucked the offense.  What I don't want is to spend anymore weeks this season listening to talk about who we're getting to replace Gus or how Jacobs has fucked Auburn. Let's just start playing good foosballz and put on our happy faces. 

Then I want to zigazig ha Posh Spice's little bum.

Hope so, history is not on our side.
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2016, 01:19:21 PM »
I want bunched and stacked WRs with motion. I want at least one TE drag and more involvement. I want ISO, jet sweeps, bubble screens,  end arounds, QB draws, backside end read option, standard read option, counter treys, power, smash and wheel routes, deep crosses, slants, flares, post, digs and arrows.

Give me this and we are running the offense that Chris Todd made me love instead of this unimaginative, predictable garbage we see every game. WDE! Send this to fucking Gus!

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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2016, 01:19:54 PM »
Next week the story is all about how LSU needs to fire Les Miles (idiotic thought, btw) because Auburn is going to win.
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2016, 01:23:53 PM »
Next week the story is all about how LSU needs to fire Les Miles (idiotic thought, btw) because Auburn is going to win.

I feel like this is a big game for both Gus and Les.
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2016, 01:25:56 PM »
I feel like this is a big game for both Gus and Les.

You have apparently not been hearing from the same folks as the rest of us here on the X. Its only a big game for Gus. Not Les, just Gus.
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2016, 01:26:12 PM »
I feel like this is a big game for both Gus and Les.
Bigger for Les because they can afford to replace him.
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2016, 01:32:39 PM »
I haven't seen anyone mention it yet but I think this is a huge game for Gus.
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2016, 01:33:45 PM »
I want Sean White to look like the Illest mutherfucka from here to Gardena.
I'm afraid we'll see the sweat gettin wet around the ring on Gus' collar.
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2016, 01:41:49 PM »
I want to see Sean White look to the sidelines to get the play called in and lip back.


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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2016, 01:51:06 PM »
I want Sean White to look like the Illest mutherfucka from here to Gardena.
I'm afraid we'll see the sweat gettin wet around the ring on Gus' collar.

I want Sean White to plug in just like he was Eddie Harris while we all eat crazy cheese like you would think he is from Paris.
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2016, 01:54:02 PM »
You fuck around with SW, you do the lifetime bid. He'll put you in the dirt, and leave your ass for dead.
When it comes to tools, SW's the sharpest in the shed.
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2016, 02:00:46 PM »
You fuck around with SW, you do the lifetime bid. He'll put you in the dirt, and leave your ass for dead.
When it comes to tools, SW's the sharpest in the shed.
SW would have taken state if he hadn't of watched the paint dry. He put twenty on Les right outta da gate.
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2016, 02:04:58 PM »
Give me a nudder punkin brew young man Ima jus gettin warmed up.
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2016, 02:06:20 PM »
Give me this and we are running the offense that Chris Todd made me love instead of this unimaginative, predictable garbage we see every game. WDE! Send this to fucking Gus!

I so want to see this. I think the talent we have now is soooo much better than Todd had around him.
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2016, 02:15:44 PM »
I so want to see this. I think the talent we have now is soooo much better than Todd had around him.
I think Todd ran the actual HUNH better than it has ever been ran. Everything else is a reasonable facsimile.
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2016, 09:55:20 AM »
I want Sean White to look like the Illest mutherfucka from here to Gardena.
I'm afraid we'll see the sweat gettin wet around the ring on Gus' collar.

I want an offense sweeter than a cherry pie with Reddy Whip topping.

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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2016, 10:41:17 AM »
If my worst case scenario was to get an 8.95 mil check upon my dismissal, I wouldn't care what any of you want. I'd be chilling like Gus.
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2016, 01:58:38 PM »
I want to hit'em straight. Heading to the golf course
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Re: So, Tell Me Whatcha' Want...
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2016, 10:49:57 PM »
Next week the story is all about how LSU needs to fire Les Miles (idiotic thought, btw) because Auburn is going to win.

 :poke: :aubie: #winning
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