al.com rapes Auburn

[Kaos]

al.com takes orgasmic glee in shitting on Auburn in a column that surpasses any of the shit they've hurled before.  Holy shit this is awful. 

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/09/oh_to_be_auburn_in_the_time_of.html#incart_river_home_pop

To be Auburn in the time of Nick Saban is to appreciate the smaller joys of life. Or, put another way, it's a time to waste money on the bigger distractions.

Auburn's 29-16 loss to Texas A&M on Saturday night at Jordan-Hare Stadium was Auburn's first SEC loss of the season, and there is absolutely no shame in losing to a decent SEC opponent. Texas A&M might be the third-, or fourth-, or fifth-best team in the SEC West. It's too early to know just how average they are.

But Auburn, man. There's just no doubt about it after Saturday night. Not fun to watch. That big TV might need to be returned to Best Buy in Opelika, or maybe the 24-hour Wal-Mart Supercenter down on College Street. With this offense that Gus Malzahn has put together, anything that exists to show in-game highlights is worthless.

 

[Townhallsavoy]

Fuck that guy. He's trying to rustle your jimmies. He and al.com need to disappear into the low class void that is the Alabama fanbase.

[The Six]

fudge that guy. He's trying to rustle your jimmies. He and al.com need to disappear into the low class void that is the Alabama fanbase.

Yeah, I laugh at their scoffing nowadays. It is to be expected. We could  be beating people like Louisville and they'd be investigating us for the NCAA. Nothing new.

[dallaswareagle]

al.com takes orgasmic glee in shitting on Auburn in a column that surpasses any of the shit they've hurled before.  Holy shit this is awful. 

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/09/oh_to_be_auburn_in_the_time_of.html#incart_river_home_pop

To be Auburn in the time of Nick Saban is to appreciate the smaller joys of life. Or, put another way, it's a time to waste money on the bigger distractions.

Auburn's 29-16 loss to Texas A&M on Saturday night at Jordan-Hare Stadium was Auburn's first SEC loss of the season, and there is absolutely no shame in losing to a decent SEC opponent. Texas A&M might be the third-, or fourth-, or fifth-best team in the SEC West. It's too early to know just how average they are.

But Auburn, man. There's just no doubt about it after Saturday night. Not fun to watch. That big TV might need to be returned to Best Buy in Opelika, or maybe the 24-hour Wal-Mart Supercenter down on College Street. With this offense that Gus Malzahn has put together, anything that exists to show in-game highlights is worthless.

 

The part about the offence is true.

[Kaos]

It's okay if we say it or think it.

It's not okay for a "news organization" to write shit like that.

[dallaswareagle]

It's okay if we say it or think it.

It's not okay for a "news organization" to write shit like that.

Well,on-line I am 6'4 and good looking.