Place your bets!

[Saniflush]

Always bet on the horse that takes a dump right before the race.

That's sound financial strategy.

[djsimp]

That's sound financial strategy.

Thats when sliding the stall cleaners an extra $20 comes in handy.

[wesfau2]

Guess I should have been more specific.  Mileage will vary depending on WHERE you are betting.

If you are betting in a casino and you place a $100 bet and win then you will take your ticket back the cashier and be paid $190.  Your original $100 plus another $90 which is the payout minus the 10% juice.
If you lose the bet then the casino already has your $100 and calls it good.

If you are going the bookie route then you will also be paid $190 on the win.  Your original $100 plus the $90.  If you lose then you will usually owe the bookie the $100 plus the 10% juice for a total of $110.

Some of you fuckers need to get out and lose yourselves some scratch.

Jesus christ, it's like playing cards with my sister's kids!

Always bet on black

Passenger 57 is correct.

[Hogwally]

Never throw the dice when there's a guy on the other end of the table with a string of chicken feet around his neck and he's drawing out circles and strange symbols on the felt with his finger.  Unless you've got some way to cross-mojo him.

[Pell City Tiger]

Never throw the dice when there's a guy on the other end of the table with a string of chicken feet around his neck and he's drawing out circles and strange symbols on the felt with his finger.  Unless you've got some way to cross-mojo him.

The Sicilian Ju-Ju finger and stink eye combo always beats chicken feet.

[Saniflush]

Never throw the dice when there's a guy on the other end of the table with a string of chicken feet around his neck and he's drawing out circles and strange symbols on the felt with his finger.  Unless you've got some way to cross-mojo him.

Ahhhhh.  Gambling in St Louis.  Good times.  There were about to be some tea leaf reading going on there.

[Godfather]

Ahhhhh.  Gambling in St Louis.  Good times.  There were about to be some tea leaf reading going on there.

I gotta warn ya Clark, they don’t play the same games that they do at them regular casinos

[wesfau2]

Never throw the dice when there's a guy on the other end of the table with a string of chicken feet around his neck and he's drawing out circles and strange symbols on the felt with his finger.  Unless you've got some way to cross-mojo him.

We had an honest to god "cooler" hit our craps table in Vegas back in October of '13 or so. 

The guy was head to toe windbreaker-style.  He was positioned between our table and another and was taking turns rotating between them.  Like clockwork, if our shooter started to hit a couple of points, windbreaker guy would turn to our table and drop $50 on the pass line and immediately lose it.  Then he'd turn to the other table for similar results.

After he did that twice (he was positioned immediately to my left, so I had a good view of his antics), I told the dealer closest to me to take my bets off when he dropped his chips on our table.  Shooter crapped out.  I mention this trend to my 3 buddies and they all follow suit on his next visit to our table.  Table craps out...our chips are scattered across the board, but are "off."

Dealer looked at me, winked and said that it might be a good time to take a break and grab some lunch.