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All the same old cliches...
« on: September 07, 2016, 08:44:10 AM »
Is that a woman or a man?

Time to turn the page on week 1.  Whether your sky is falling or you're encouraged by the non-blowout loss to #2, we've got a new opponent looming. 

Reading Gus's comments, he's made it clear that JJ is #3...and hopefully will spend his time exclusively on the sideline for the remainder of the season.  Not because I don't like JJ or think that he is the sole reason for our offensive woes, but because it means that Gus has (for really reals this time) picked a #1 and (a few MC snaps to JF3 aside) Sean should be seeing the lion's share of our offensive snaps.

I saw a lot to like from the receivers (when they were given a chance, read: not lined up at RB) and, obviously, the defense.  Let's use Saturday to establish the run.  We ought to be able to lean on ASU for 4 quarters and grind yardage with Pettway/KJ.

Getting a running game established will help Sean and the new WR corps get in a rhythm in the friendly confines of JHS before the October road show.

What about ASU?  I don't know much except that Trooper is coaching their DBs and his kid (Blaise?) returns kicks, I think.  Toledo pounded them...but Toledo also beat Arkansas last year.  What does that mean?  Fuck if I know.

Maybe I'm Charlie Brown and Gus is going to pull that ball away at the last second again, but fuck it: I had Clemson chalked up as a loss before the season started and I still think there's plenty of talent on this team to win 9.
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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2016, 09:41:26 AM »
I'd like to see Kam Martin get some carries as well.  Wasn't he one of the top RB's in the country coming out of HS?
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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2016, 10:10:30 AM »
Even if it takes a quarter or so and looks boring, I want to see our line get the chance to get in a rhythm and grind out some drives.  I have a feeling that's going to be the case.  I can see a few 3 and outs and the natives getting restless but our D should be able to hold off ASU while we get some things established.  No cutesy super spin moves, wide receiver runs or triple fakey reverse play action passes.  Just ground and pound and pop some quick passes.
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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2016, 10:11:07 AM »
And when the fuck did the back up walk on kicker start catching passes?  I think we just found our Hicks Poor.
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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2016, 11:03:47 AM »
I'd like to see Kam Martin get some carries as well.  Wasn't he one of the top RB's in the country coming out of HS?


Prolly why you won't see him.  :facepalm:
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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2016, 11:10:43 AM »
I still think there's plenty of talent on this team to win 9.

I actually see more wins and unlimited potential if Gus gets out of his own way.
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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2016, 11:16:46 AM »
And when the fudge did the back up walk on kicker start catching passes?  I think we just found our Hicks Poor.
I told y'all to remember his name.
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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2016, 11:48:35 AM »
Cliché:  The future is bright....IF we get some goot corchin'.  From Auburntigers.com

Here are the 17 players who made their Auburn debut

True freshmen: Marlon Davidson, Nate Craig-Myers, Derrick Brown, Kyle Davis, John Broussard Jr. and Tre' Threat.

Redshirt freshmen: Darius Slayton, Javaris Davis, Mike Horton, Tyler Carr and Griffin King.

Sophomore: Markell Boston

Senior: Greg Hall Jr.

Transfers: Paul James III, Darius James, T.J. Neal and John Franklin III.

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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2016, 12:32:47 PM »
Transfers: Paul James III, Darius James, T.J. Neal and John Franklin III.
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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2016, 12:36:48 PM »


Maybe I'm Charlie Brown and Gus is going to pull that ball away at the last second again, but fuck it: I had Clemson chalked up as a loss before the season started and I still think there's plenty of talent on this team to win 9.

Outside of one or two offensive linemen, we have the talent to win 11.

But if Gus continues this trend of sticking his head straight up his ass when planning and calling the offense, we'll be lucky to win 6.

The fact that we are even having these conversations in year four of a tenure that has had incredible recruiting classes is enough to warrant a coaching search.

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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2016, 12:39:58 PM »
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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2016, 12:50:58 PM »
Cliché:  The future is bright....IF we get some goot corchin'.  From Auburntigers.com

Here are the 17 players who made their Auburn debut

True freshmen: Marlon Davidson, Nate Craig-Myers, Derrick Brown, Kyle Davis, John Broussard Jr. and Tre' Threat.

Redshirt freshmen: Darius Slayton, Javaris Davis, Mike Horton, Tyler Carr and Griffin King.

Sophomore: Markell Boston

Senior: Greg Hall Jr.

Transfers: Paul James III, Darius James, T.J. Neal and John Franklin III.

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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2016, 02:47:50 PM »
Will Hastings would like to have a word with thee!

Troof.  When I was giving some tidbits, observations and various nuggets of wisdom from the practice I went to, I said the best receiver on the field (They didn't play the starters much) was a little 5'9" white kid named James Owens Moss.  He and Hastings are almost identical in size.  Moss was #35 and Hastings is #33.  I'm wondering if I just looked at the number wrong.  I did just have another burfday and my eyesight ain't what it used to be.

And get the hell off my lawn.   
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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2016, 02:54:59 PM »
Troof.  When I was giving some tidbits, observations and various nuggets of wisdom from the practice I went to, I said the best receiver on the field (They didn't play the starters much) was a little 5'9" white kid named James Owens Moss.  He and Hastings are almost identical in size.  Moss was #35 and Hastings is #33.  I'm wondering if I just looked at the number wrong.  I did just have another burfday and my eyesight ain't what it used to be.

And get the hell off my lawn.

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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2016, 03:29:53 PM »
Troof.  When I was giving some tidbits, observations and various nuggets of wisdom from the practice I went to, I said the best receiver on the field (They didn't play the starters much) was a little 5'9" white kid named James Owens Moss.  He and Hastings are almost identical in size.  Moss was #35 and Hastings is #33.  I'm wondering if I just looked at the number wrong.  I did just have another burfday and my eyesight ain't what it used to be.

And get the hell off my lawn.


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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2016, 03:58:36 PM »
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he is old.

Why are you still on my lawn?
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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2016, 04:06:49 PM »
Is that a woman or a man?
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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2016, 04:10:06 PM »
Is that a woman or a man?
The preferred term is Zhe
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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2016, 04:16:48 PM »
The preferred term is Zhe

And you always seem outnumbered
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Re: All the same old cliches...
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2016, 07:59:10 PM »
And you always seem outnumbered
You don't dare make a stand
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