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Thoughts - Week 1

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« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2016, 09:52:12 AM »
A down Sec I think will save his job this year as we can prob still pull 6 wins. As bad as we were, we lost to the number 2 team by 6 with two chances to win at the end. I don't know how but we did. It isn't like we lost or almost lost to south Alabama or appy state. So that in itself will save him unless we see some chizik type blowouts ala 2011 and 2012.


If he would have played Sean White the entire game we win by 2 TD's, I firmly believe that.
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« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2016, 09:55:48 AM »
At what point over the last nine months, the amount of time they've had since last season clunked to its dismal end, did the Gushlee braintrust actually devise this dipsy doodle hokey pokey bullshit gameplan?  At what point did they draw that bizarre bullshit up on the board and actually think it was a good idea?  How did they possibly sell the players on that bucket load of turds?  If you're Sean White why would you look at that dipshittery and not immediately decide to transfer? 

They aren't happy with it, none of the QB's are.  There was a reason Sean wasn't available to the media, after the game.  Oh and Gus won't let Sean audible.

Pettway had 85% of the snaps in practice last week and played sparingly in the game.  No one knew what this gameplan was about.
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Re: Thoughts - Week 1
« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2016, 09:58:37 AM »
If he would have played Sean White the entire game we win by 2 TD's, I firmly believe that.

You've lost it.  If he would have played Jeremy Johnson the entire game, we lose by 3 TD's.  I firmly believe that.

Speaking of QB's, anyone see what former FSU cornerback, Jalen Ramsey, twatted?

"John Franklin left FSU as  3rd string & ended up at Auburn STILL a 3rd string...Maybe it's not the program my dude."

Ouch!
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« Reply #43 on: September 06, 2016, 10:01:30 AM »
They aren't happy with it, none of the QB's are.  There was a reason Sean wasn't available to the media, after the game.  Oh and Gus won't let Sean audible.

Pettway had 85% of the snaps in practice last week and played sparingly in the game.  No one knew what this gameplan was about.


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« Reply #44 on: September 06, 2016, 10:10:48 AM »
You've lost it.  If he would have played Jeremy Johnson the entire game, we lose by 3 TD's.  I firmly believe that.

Speaking of QB's, anyone see what former FSU cornerback, Jalen Ramsey, twatted?

"John Franklin left FSU as  3rd string & ended up at Auburn STILL a 3rd string...Maybe it's not the program my dude."

Ouch!

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Re: Thoughts - Week 1
« Reply #45 on: September 06, 2016, 10:12:56 AM »
JJ has to have pictures of Gus balls deep in a co-ed.  He is a waste of a scholarship

Tiger walk Saturday.....

Of course Gus is first. And then Jeremy is right behind him. And then there was a big gap and everyone else coming along after a couple state troopers between the two. Dude loves him some Jeremy.
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« Reply #46 on: September 06, 2016, 10:14:22 AM »
JJ has to have pictures of Gus balls deep in a co-ed.  He is a waste of a scholarship

I'm not gonna go that far. He filled in great for Nick Marshall. That alone was worth the scholly.

Btu now it seems Gus will be damned if he failed on this guy.
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« Reply #47 on: September 06, 2016, 11:24:32 AM »
Let's forget about us for a second and look at the rest of the league.  Will include a chance of beating them with the assumption that Gus unfucks his brain, establishes a single cohesive game plan as well as if he sticks with the fucked up nonsense we've seen with Clint/Kadreel/Barrett/Jonathan/Jeremy/Franklin/Sean.

If Gus had his head out of Lashlee's ass the West is wide open.  For second place, that is.   

LSU:  Just like us there was the promise of improvement, the changing of the staffs and then Brandon Harris was Brandon Harris.  I don't see that as being fixable in the short term.  They'd be better off putting a headset on the kid and go sink or swim with McMillan or Scott.  At least until Narcisse gets there.  They are trending down and a middle of the pack team.  Our Dline and LBs can stop Fournette (who is likely and understandably looking to save himself for the draft at this point) and if Harris is under center, he cannot throw enough to score on us.

Unfucked chance to win?  74%.  Fucked up chance?  20%

Arkansas: Another slow starting fat hog team.  Will get better as the year goes on and sadly we get them about the time they'll figure it all out.  If the defense stays salty, they won't be able to lean on us.  Should have beaten them last year (coaching staff fucked us out of it).  Not impressed with Bert and think they are a beatable team.

Unfucked chance to win? 57%.  Fucked up chance? 38%

Mississippi State: Not as bad as losing to South Alabama suggests, but this is a really bad team.  The problem is that we have the potential to be even worse on offense if something doesn't change quickly. 

Unfucked chance to win? 92%. Fucked up chance? 68%

Ole Miss:  They want to be the Chad Kelley show and are, after all is said and done still Ole Miss.  I'm not sold on Bucky Beaver and look forward to an NCAA raping that will slap them back to the 3-8 mediocrity that defined them for generations. We cannot continue to lose to these ridiculous fucks and be a legitimate football team.  Just can't.   They aren't that great and showed some significant cracks in the second half against FSU.  Still better than I wish they were.

Unfucked chance to win?  48%.  Fucked up chance?  14%

Texas A&M: Other than Alabama, probably the best team showing of opening weekend.  May end up being second or third in the west and save Drunk Sumlin's coed-chasing job. 

Unfucked chance to win?  37%.  Fucked up chance? 11%

Alabama: Should be illegal.  And is illegal when the rules are enforced.  Just when I think I could not hate them more I'm a Sunday "you got some shit smeared on yore back winder, hyuh, hyuh, hyuh" interaction from hating them even more than I did before.  They are on a run that is, frankly, unprecedented in the history of college football and something I prayed I would never again see in my lifetime.  I hate them not because they are good but because of the unjustified sense of superiority it gives to a legion of fuckholes who have no affiliation with the school other than a desperation-born sense of attachment that in their mind validates the sad, pathetic, powerless lives they lead. 

Unfucked chance to win? 10%.  Fucked up chance? 0%
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« Reply #48 on: September 06, 2016, 11:59:59 AM »
Let's forget about us for a second and look at the rest of the league.  Will include a chance of beating them with the assumption that Gus unfucks his brain, establishes a single cohesive game plan as well as if he sticks with the fucked up nonsense we've seen with Clint/Kadreel/Barrett/Jonathan/Jeremy/Franklin/Sean.

If Gus had his head out of Lashlee's ass the West is wide open.  For second place, that is.   

LSU:  Just like us there was the promise of improvement, the changing of the staffs and then Brandon Harris was Brandon Harris.  I don't see that as being fixable in the short term.  They'd be better off putting a headset on the kid and go sink or swim with McMillan or Scott.  At least until Narcisse gets there.  They are trending down and a middle of the pack team.  Our Dline and LBs can stop Fournette (who is likely and understandably looking to save himself for the draft at this point) and if Harris is under center, he cannot throw enough to score on us.

Unfucked chance to win?  74%.  Fucked up chance?  20%

Arkansas: Another slow starting fat hog team.  Will get better as the year goes on and sadly we get them about the time they'll figure it all out.  If the defense stays salty, they won't be able to lean on us.  Should have beaten them last year (coaching staff fucked us out of it).  Not impressed with Bert and think they are a beatable team.

Unfucked chance to win? 57%.  Fucked up chance? 38%

Mississippi State: Not as bad as losing to South Alabama suggests, but this is a really bad team.  The problem is that we have the potential to be even worse on offense if something doesn't change quickly. 

Unfucked chance to win? 92%. Fucked up chance? 68%

Ole Miss:  They want to be the Chad Kelley show and are, after all is said and done still Ole Miss.  I'm not sold on Bucky Beaver and look forward to an NCAA raping that will slap them back to the 3-8 mediocrity that defined them for generations. We cannot continue to lose to these ridiculous fucks and be a legitimate football team.  Just can't.   They aren't that great and showed some significant cracks in the second half against FSU.  Still better than I wish they were.

Unfucked chance to win?  48%.  Fucked up chance?  14%

Texas A&M: Other than Alabama, probably the best team showing of opening weekend.  May end up being second or third in the west and save Drunk Sumlin's coed-chasing job. 

Unfucked chance to win?  37%.  Fucked up chance? 11%

Alabama: Should be illegal.  And is illegal when the rules are enforced.  Just when I think I could not hate them more I'm a Sunday "you got some shit smeared on yore back winder, hyuh, hyuh, hyuh" interaction from hating them even more than I did before.  They are on a run that is, frankly, unprecedented in the history of college football and something I prayed I would never again see in my lifetime.  I hate them not because they are good but because of the unjustified sense of superiority it gives to a legion of fuckholes who have no affiliation with the school other than a desperation-born sense of attachment that in their mind validates the sad, pathetic, powerless lives they lead. 

Unfucked chance to win? 10%.  Fucked up chance? 0%

Your percentages are pretty accurate, Only correction I might make was Ole Miss and A&M percentages.  I like us beating aTm more than Ole Piss.  aTm defense still sucks something bad. Again all based on us not having a bumfuck offense.
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Re: Thoughts - Week 1
« Reply #49 on: September 06, 2016, 12:22:59 PM »
If he would have played Sean White the entire game we win by 2 TD's, I firmly believe that.

That makes two of us. 

Arkansas: Another slow starting fat hog team.  Will get better as the year goes on and sadly we get them about the time they'll figure it all out.  If the defense stays salty, they won't be able to lean on us.  Should have beaten them last year (coaching staff fucked us out of it).  Not impressed with Bert and think they are a beatable team.

Unfucked chance to win? 57%.  Fucked up chance? 38%

I agree with you other than that bold part.  I can't blame the coaches for 9 dropped passes when 3 of the 9 drops would have either scored a TD or moved the chains at a critical moment in the ball game.  Melvin Ray and Retardo Louis cost us that game. 
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« Reply #50 on: September 06, 2016, 12:42:52 PM »
That makes two of us. 

I agree with you other than that bold part.  I can't blame the coaches for 9 dropped passes when 3 of the 9 drops would have either scored a TD or moved the chains at a critical moment in the ball game.  Melvin Ray and Retardo Louis cost us that game.

You can't say Retardo.  He's Special Needs Louis.
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« Reply #51 on: September 06, 2016, 01:10:56 PM »
You can't say Retardo.  He's Special Needs Louis.


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« Reply #52 on: September 06, 2016, 02:36:35 PM »



How did you get a picture of Tony Romo's new helmet?
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« Reply #53 on: September 06, 2016, 02:54:50 PM »
How did you get a picture of Tony Romo's new helmet?

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« Reply #54 on: September 06, 2016, 02:55:44 PM »
How did you get a picture of Tony Romo's new helmet?

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« Reply #55 on: September 06, 2016, 03:15:09 PM »
How did you get a picture of Tony Romo's new helmet?


There in stores everywhere around here.
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« Reply #56 on: September 06, 2016, 03:34:13 PM »
This is in no way correct.  Gus's offense played like garbage last year and his only answer was to play more QBs?  I honestly don't know how any person could be proud of the offense (Gus's specialty) last Saturday. 

As I've been saying since last year, auburn was faced with the choice of firing him and moving on, or keeping him and setting the program back 3 more years.  I just hope the damage Gus does this year can be undone in a reasonable amount of time.

fudge the decisions in the Chizik/Makzahn era which has finally led us to this.

Such a negative Nancy. Give the Wing-T wrinkle some time, ok? I for one thought Cox looked poised back there taking snaps..
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« Reply #57 on: September 06, 2016, 03:56:03 PM »
Such a negative Nancy. Give the Wing-T wrinkle some time, ok? I for one thought Cox looked poised back there taking snaps..

You love the Cox.
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« Reply #58 on: September 06, 2016, 04:37:52 PM »
Such a negative Nancy. Give the Wing-T wrinkle some time, ok? I for one thought Cox looked poised back there taking snaps..

You love the Cox.

Especially one that can go 360 degrees.
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« Reply #59 on: September 06, 2016, 05:22:34 PM »

There in stores everywhere around here.

There? Where?
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