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Opening weekend
« on: September 03, 2016, 03:37:26 PM »
It's finally here..............FOOTBALL
And there's been some crazy shit already.
Houston beating Chokelahome
South Bama beating MsState,.
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2016, 05:38:08 PM »
LSU still looking like a pile of shit which incredible talent.
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2016, 05:40:18 PM »
LF being handled easily
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2016, 05:45:39 PM »
The Watt parents are highly unimaginative.  One son named JJ. Another named TJ.  Is their daughter named BJ? 
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2016, 05:45:41 PM »
Now he's had one good run and they show 15 replays of it.
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2016, 07:06:20 PM »
Please God let Arkansas lose
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2016, 07:54:11 PM »
SEC not looking good today, After 2010 I hope they all lose. Big time cheap shot at the end of LSU game, Les should suspend that player for some games. UNC up 10 on the leg humpers. A&M wins.
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2016, 07:58:59 PM »
Let me warm up the keyboard for tonight game.

Jesus what the hell kind of call was that?
What the hell was Gus thinking?
I need another beer.
Why do we have a white Quarterback?
Fuck its going to be a long season.
Does Gus make the end of the season?
I need a bunch of beers.

Any others?
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2016, 08:11:01 PM »
Who the fuck is calling the plays
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2016, 08:13:29 PM »
Hey dallas, looks like the overall IQ of that area has dropped at least 15 points with all those inbred toothless updyke loving gumps.
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2016, 08:14:25 PM »
Who the fuck is calling the plays


 :thumsup:


Jesus, who teaches tackling?
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2016, 09:34:08 PM »
I repeat

Who the living fuck is calling the offense
Still the same old shit
Run up the middle from the mildcat
wide receiver screen loses 2
jet sweep

BRILLIANT  Makes you wonder who the hell are they trying to fool.
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2016, 09:44:19 PM »
I repeat

Who the living fuck is calling the offense
Still the same old shit
Run up the middle from the mildcat
wide receiver screen loses 2
jet sweep

BRILLIANT  Makes you wonder who the hell are they trying to fool.


I had to check the info on the game to make sure it wasn't a 2015 game I was watching.

Jeez, we look like shit on offense. (AGAIN)   
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2016, 09:47:13 PM »
So, we really don't have a 1st string qb. I mean it's obvious that JJ can't run the damn offense or that gus and RL can't get the damn play in.
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2016, 09:59:08 PM »
So, we really don't have a 1st string qb. I mean it's obvious that JJ can't run the damn offense or that gus and RL can't get the damn play in.
What a fucking abortion it is.
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2016, 10:15:46 PM »
So, we really don't have a 1st string qb. I mean it's obvious that JJ can't run the damn offense or that gus and RL can't get the damn play in.

This whole show was to get JJ back on the field without pissing off the fans.
He shit all over SW!
I hope it works!
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2016, 10:30:10 PM »
I predict we lead the nation:















In three and outs.  :haha: :facepalm:
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2016, 10:51:50 PM »
Here's where not having a short quick passing game kills us!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2016, 10:56:06 PM »
Ok, big predication.

If we come out at the half and go three and out.


We don't make a bowl, we only win three games. We get skulled fuck by LSU, leg humpers and turds. We fire gus and hire The guy from Houston.

If Gus is who we thought he could be, then we can win this game. 
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Re: Opening weekend
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2016, 11:03:02 PM »
I just called Gus...told him to run a screen play and maybe a few quick slants, because Right Tackle Robert Leff is getting his shit pushed in on nearly every play.
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