I guarantee at least half of these will come true this season or GF will refund your money.
1. At some point, Bert Bielema will accidentally swallow a page from his offensive playbook as it gets too close to his donuts.
B. Nick Sabbin will start a conversation with the local media about his depth chart.
Tres. Gus Malzahn will eat his postgame meal at Niffer's.
4. Kevin Sumlin will get a DUI while driving around a hot young coed and her boyfriend, a nationally ranked dual threat QB.
e. Paul and Victor will have a falling out on Big Brother.
seis. Sean White will throw for 3,500 yards and run for another 400.
7. Mississippi State fans will make approximately 1,398 Dak Prescott highlight videos on Youtube in the month of October alone.
Ocho. Auburn will win the National Championship.