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Re: WT
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2016, 03:07:08 PM »
NICU? Whut?

I pray the baby gets better.
neuro. It's a long story and I plan to tell it at length. I need prayers worse than Poncho and Lefty.
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« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2016, 03:16:14 PM »
neuro. It's a long story and I plan to tell it at length. I need prayers worse than Poncho and Lefty.

and when you do please plan on telling it again.
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« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2016, 03:17:07 PM »
I know some have missed the sarcasm and smartassedry of Wiregrass Tiger the last couple of weeks. 

Not really. 

NICU? Whut?

I pray the baby gets better.

Wait......WT has been pregnant this whole time?
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« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2016, 03:20:23 PM »
Not really. 

Wait......WT has been pregnant this whole time?

Well, I wasn't going to say anything but we found out a few months ago and are thrilled to see what this little miracle will look like.
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Re: WT
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2016, 03:26:56 PM »
When is Dallas going to have a debilitating disease that keeps him away from here?


Just on the nights I am with your wife.   :gig:
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« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2016, 03:33:50 PM »
and when you do please plan on telling it again.

And it will definitely be a:

COOL STORY, BRO
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« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2016, 04:40:10 PM »

Just on the nights I am with your wife.   :gig:

His wife is in a coma.
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« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2016, 05:02:51 PM »
His wife is in a coma.

No wonder it reminded me of my first wife.
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« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2016, 05:56:57 PM »
No wonder it reminded me of my first wife.

what's the excuse of your second wife?

asking for a friend.
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Re: WT
« Reply #29 on: August 30, 2016, 08:29:42 PM »
what's the excuse of your second wife?

asking for a friend.
She says he's in a coma.
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« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2016, 09:39:23 AM »
His wife is in a coma.
Oh yeah?  Well, the jerk store called...
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Re: WT
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2016, 10:37:10 AM »
what's the excuse of your second wife?

asking for a friend.


She lost a bet, I am not sure when its paid up, but she's hanging around.
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« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2016, 10:47:49 AM »

She lost a bet, I am not sure when its paid up, but she's hanging around.
Is she mentally challenged?
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« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2016, 10:53:53 AM »

She lost a bet, I am not sure when its paid up, but she's hanging around.

Is she mentally challenged?


She's with me and has made X-gate party's.  I think that speaks for itself.
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« Reply #34 on: August 31, 2016, 11:15:54 AM »

She's with me and has made X-gate party's.  I think that speaks for itself.

I think it's great you are giving back by being married to a retard.
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« Reply #35 on: August 31, 2016, 11:29:48 AM »
I think it's great you are giving back by being married to a retard.

BOOM!!!!  Oh my Gawd, you nailed him with that one.  Holy shit, that was funny. 

Welcome Udecs.  Please stay a while and post often.  You....you are one funny sumbitch.  Post of the day, week, month and year, fella'.  Drop that mic you gay bitch!
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« Reply #36 on: August 31, 2016, 12:05:23 PM »
I think it's great you are giving back by being married to a retard.

BOOM!!!!  Oh my Gawd, you nailed him with that one.  Holy shit, that was funny. 

Welcome Udecs.  Please stay a while and post often.  You....you are one funny sumbitch.  Post of the day, week, month and year, fella'.  Drop that mic you gay bitch!


Mod, please delete my account, I have been shamed.  :taunt: :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu:
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #37 on: August 31, 2016, 12:08:10 PM »

Mod, please delete my account, I have been shamed.  :taunt: :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu:

Party foul on me for failure to use the   :sarcasm: emoticon thingy.
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Re: WT
« Reply #38 on: August 31, 2016, 12:18:53 PM »
Party foul on me for failure to use the   :sarcasm: emoticon thingy.


Not directed at you, I have been bested my someone with a user name of Udecs and on his first post no less. :facepalm:
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: WT
« Reply #39 on: August 31, 2016, 12:23:52 PM »

Not directed at you, I have been bested my someone with a user name of Udecs and on his first post no less. :facepalm:

Nah!  Don't sweat the drive by insults.  There will be enough coming from the regular posters to ruin your day.


BTW, your wife's not really retarded, is she?
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