Perineum

[AWK]

I woke up Saturday morning, walked outside, and felt a little different.   It was a good different, not the "I forgot to remove the assorted fruit and small mammals from my anus" different.  I pondered, what was the cause of this feeling?   Was it the announcement that Mr. White was the starting QB?   Was it the meth binge I had last week?  Like most issues in my life, The only way I would get to the bottom of this mystery was to write my thoughts down in song:



It all became clear...Boom motherbitchers, the taint has been called!  So do your kegels, stretch that butthole, maybe a few cock push ups... because football season is officially here. 

[Buzz Killington]

It's here!  It's finally here!

[Saniflush]

The coolness of the taint is always memorable.

[Godfather]

Woot Woot



It's a late taint

[Pell City Tiger]

It taint football season until the taint has been called!

[GH2001]

Yes yes yes. Fucking yes.

[Jumbo]

I felt a little taint this morning! It's the most wonderful time!

[Godfather]

I felt a little taint this morning! It's the most wonderful time!

sutton taint?

[dallaswareagle]

[djsimp]

[chinook]

Woot Woot



It's a late taint...

...like almost i forgot or my taint still is wet from the honeymoon?

[chinook]

sutton taint?

#mcm

[AWK]

...like almost i forgot or my taint still is wet from the honeymoon?

There was taint everywhere.

[Godfather]

There was taint everywhere.

The smell must have been atrocious.

[AWK]

The smell must have been atrocious.

It smelled like flowers and sin.

[Godfather]

It smelled like flowers and sin.

[wesfau2]

I knew there had to be a reason for the particularly bothersome case of swamp ass that afflicted me today.

I contribute one greasy, foul taint to this year's calling.

[AWK]

I knew there had to be a reason for the particularly bothersome case of swamp ass that afflicted me today.

I contribute one greasy, foul taint to this year's calling.

And that's why you're my boy.