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I'll Leave This here
« on: August 08, 2016, 11:35:40 PM »
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: I'll Leave This here
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2016, 11:37:44 PM »
That big AU is about to make some damn noise!!!
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: I'll Leave This here
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2016, 12:08:26 PM »
WHAT'S TODAY'S WOD?
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Re: I'll Leave This here
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2016, 12:36:19 PM »
WHAT'S TODAY'S WOD?

I'll PM you the WOD as soon as I finish this frosty cold, nutritious protein shake, bro.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2016, 12:47:54 PM »
I'll PM you the WOD as soon as I finish this frosty cold, nutritious protein shake, bro.
Protein shake before the workout?  You're doing it wrong Bro!

Give me 50 Burpees
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Re: I'll Leave This here
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2016, 12:51:22 PM »
Shit's about to get real!

I've noticed that there hasn't been a peep said about Squeaky Johnson and his bunch during the offseason. Even in the Birmingham market, all the bassetball talk has centered around Bruce and the Tigers.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: I'll Leave This here
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2016, 01:45:10 PM »
Give me 50 Burpees

He burps plenty after getting his "protein".
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I'll Leave This here
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2016, 01:49:39 PM »
WHAT'S TODAY'S WOD?
3 rounds
6x Muscle-ups
30x Wall-ball (20#)
12x Handstand push-ups
15x Power clean (135#)

If you don't finish all 3 rounds in 12 minutes, you're a pussy.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: I'll Leave This here
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2016, 02:49:20 PM »
3 rounds
6x Muscle-ups
30x Wall-ball (20#)
12x Handstand push-ups
15x Power clean (135#)

If you don't finish all 3 rounds in 12 minutes, you're a pussy.

Not a true WOD.  You didn't say "bro" one time.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: I'll Leave This here
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2016, 02:58:24 PM »
Not a true WOD.  You didn't say "bro" one time.

Damn, busted.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: I'll Leave This here
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2016, 06:39:24 AM »
WHAT'S TODAY'S WOD?

The word for today is job.  J.  O.  B. 

Around here,  you can work or go to school.  But come the first of the month, if you ain't got that rent money, you ain't got to worry about catching no dog.  You got to worry bout a dog catching YOUR ass!
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.