High school football shit

[Pell City Tiger]

That blows your whole story out of the water.  Wal Mart doesn't carry Yetis.  Igloo Coolers are about as good as you're going to find there.

No yetis and you can't even get a decent crab claw there either.

To hell with Walmart!

[CCTAU]

I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree on one point.  Pratville doesn't look like anywhere I'd want to live.  Went through there once and stopped at the wal mart.  The only wal mart I've ever been in that was more frightening is bay minette. 

That place was filled with buffalos, Wookiee, yetis, yaks and wildebeests.  Horrifying.

Prattville people go down 14 across the interstate to the new Wal-marks in Millbrook.

[Kaos]

Prattville people go down 14 across the interstate to the new Wal-marks in Millbrook.

The where?

[CCTAU]

The where?

THE NEW WALL-MARKS man. Its over there by the KROGERS!

Hell, ain't you been?

[Kaos]

THE NEW WALL-MARKS man. Its over there by the KROGERS!

Hell, ain't you been?

I must be missing something.  I bypass Prattville whenever I can.   Unless I play golf at the RTJ place there.

[CCTAU]

I must be missing something.  I bypass Prattville whenever I can.   Unless I play golf at the RTJ place there.

If you can't shop at our wal-marks and support our Lions, stay yo ass out of RTJ!

Its OK to go to Bass Pro though.

[Snaggletiger]

I go to Outdoor Man.

[The Six]

Its OK to go to Bass Pro though.

That's some good ass fudge there.

[GH2001]

I must be missing something.  I bypass Prattville whenever I can.   Unless I play golf at the RTJ place there.

He acts like its mountain brook instead of just the North most neighborhood of monkey town.

[CCTAU]

He acts like its mountain brook instead of just the North most neighborhood of monkey town.

Not quite. We got that big river keeping the trash to the south!

[jmar]

That's some good ass fudge there.

Yes it is. Requires a soft drink though.
Also killer are the mixed caramels. I normally hate fruity surprise Whitman's Sampler-type crap, especially mocha, mystery jell and raspberry etc. but these are fantastic.
Fuck sporting goods. I'm searching for the best means of constipation ever.

[GH2001]

Not quite. We got that big river keeping the trash to the south!

I rode that river boat a time or two. Harriet or something like that. It's pretty cool down there where it's parked right where 85 meets 65.

[Pell City Tiger]

Pell City falls to Austin 41-19 in the 1st round of the playoffs.

[WiregrassTiger]

Pell City falls to Austin 41-19 in the 1st round of the playoffs.

That's about 3 touchdowns and 4 extra points.

[dallaswareagle]

Pell City falls to Austin 41-19 in the 1st round of the playoffs.

I hope Pell City is a religious team. Cause that was an ass-whopping of biblical proportions. 

[Snaggletiger]

Central gets Murphy out of Mobile.  Murphy is 7-4.  2 of the losses were bitch slappings by McGill-Toolen and Davidson. Look for CHS to administer another.

I kept looking but I couldn't find who Prattville's 1st round opponent is.

[Buzz Killington]

Pell City falls to Austin 41-19 in the 1st round of the playoffs.

Who is this Austin guy, and does he know Bob Jones?

[Buzz Killington]

Oak Mountain comes to play #huskyfast tonight.  Should be a good'un.

[GH2001]

Central gets Murphy out of Mobile.  Murphy is 7-4.  2 of the losses were bitch slappings by McGill-Toolen and Davidson. Look for CHS to administer another.

I kept looking but I couldn't find who Prattville's 1st round opponent is.

They may win this week. Since they play no one. Win number 3 is just around the corner. They can taste it.

[Snaggletiger]

They may win this week. Since they play no one. Win number 3 is just around the corner. They can taste it.

Oh, so finishing where they did earned them a bye in the first round.  Damn, those Lions are good.