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High school football shit
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:30:36 PM »
Pell City has really upgraded their stadium. We have a new press box complete with luxury boxes and a video scoreboard that looks pretty nice. We stole the head coach and staff from 4A powerhouse Leeds, to boot.

We play only 4 home games this year, but the schedule looks very manageable.

@ Childersburg
@ Gardendale
Southside Gadsden
Brewer
Anniston
@ Cullman
@ Albertville
Oxford
@ Fort Payne
@ Helena
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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2016, 11:34:15 PM »
Bob's in Headland is a gas station/convenience store about 7 miles outside Dothan.  I make the trek many a Friday afternoon in the Fall for the biggest, saltiest boiled peanuts in the Wiregrass so I can take a bag into my high school game of choice that night.  Always make it home in time to pour up a stiffy..and Delicious Coke Product, so I can watch Friday Night Fever football highlights. 

Damn, I love this time of year.
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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2016, 12:19:43 AM »
Minor High School just picked up a new nacho cheese warmer for the concession stand should bring a championship!
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2016, 07:22:29 AM »
We just put in a new field....Shit's about to get real in Bremen.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2016, 09:33:08 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on August 02, 2016, 12:19:43 AM
Minor High School just picked up a new nacho cheese warmer for the concession stand should bring a championship!
Wait until they get a funnel cake fryer! Not some band geek's dad's turkey fryer on loan to the band boosters, but a true to goodness funnel cake fryer. That is the true measure of a big time program. Super 6 kind of shit!
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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2016, 09:35:18 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on August 02, 2016, 09:33:08 AM
Wait until they get a funnel cake fryer! Not some band geek's dad's turkey fryer on loan to the band boosters, but a true to goodness funnel cake fryer. That is the true measure of a big time program. Super 6 kind of shit!

Money!!!
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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2016, 11:36:51 AM »
Somebody say football???

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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2016, 12:16:50 PM »
Don't need one of them fancy smancy scoreboard when it reads like this:

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2016, 12:54:15 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 02, 2016, 12:16:50 PM
Don't need one of them fancy smancy scoreboard when it reads like this:


Being down by 20?
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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2016, 12:55:31 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 02, 2016, 12:16:50 PM
Don't need one of them fancy smancy scoreboard when it reads like this:



Red beans and rice didn't miss him.
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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2016, 01:05:07 PM »
The bottom of the scoreboard bro. Not the refs ass!

This place is going down hill!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2016, 01:13:04 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 02, 2016, 01:05:07 PM
The bottom of the scoreboard bro. Not the refs ass!

This place is going down hill!

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.
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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2016, 01:14:43 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 02, 2016, 01:05:07 PM
The bottom of the scoreboard bro. Not the refs ass!

This place is going down hill!

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.
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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2016, 01:20:41 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 02, 2016, 09:35:18 AM
Money!!!
They promise us if the team does well this year that we'll get fancy powdered sugar shakers to go along with that fryer. As it currently stands, we have a silver haired lady that powders them down by hand. She can be kind of stingy at times. Others prefer to get their powder from some dude named Rollo who hangs out behinf the visitor's stands.
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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2016, 02:12:18 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 02, 2016, 01:05:07 PM
The bottom of the scoreboard bro. Not the refs ass!

This place is going down hill!

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.
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Re: High school football shoot
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2016, 02:36:42 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 02, 2016, 01:05:07 PM
The bottom of the scoreboard bro. Not the refs ass!

This place is going down hill!

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.
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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2016, 02:38:04 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 02, 2016, 01:13:04 PM
I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2016, 02:43:49 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 02, 2016, 02:38:04 PM
I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

Plagiarism is an ugly thing.  I think we all need to keep a close watch on you in this year's BFTC.
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Re: High school football shit
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2016, 02:49:38 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on August 02, 2016, 01:14:43 PM
I have no idea about Alabama high school football.

Just a rather large fellow for a ref.

Red beans and rice didn't miss him.
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« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2016, 02:52:58 PM »
Hey, did ya'll know that Pell City has really upgraded their stadium?
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