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Best Butt
« on: June 21, 2016, 11:13:56 AM »
As much as I loathe the PC climate that's overtaken this country, how stupid do you have to be not to realize this will get you canned?   In the words of Reverend Brown:

"Turn around ladies for me please! You know there's a God who sits on high and looks down low! Man cannot make it like this! Larry Flynt! Hugh Hefner! They can take the picture, but you can't make it! Only God above, the Hugh Hefner on high, can make it for ya!" 



An Indianapolis-based restaurant chain has fired at least one manager after a female server was given a “best butt” award at a company party.

On Wednesday, a waitress at the Southport location of Scotty’s Brewhouse told Fox 59 that she was “offended” after being given the award during a company function where about 50 coworkers were present. Other employees received awards like “best server” or “best bartender.” But the waitress, who asked to remain unnamed, says that upon receiving the “accolade,” she was then asked by management to turn around so others could take pictures of her behind.

“I feel like I’m more than just a butt," said the woman, who has worked at Scotty’s for over a year. "I feel like I’m smart, I’m going to school.”

On Monday, Scotty’s Brewhouse owner Scott Wise said in a statement to the Indy Star that the “executive team, including myself, were completely unaware” of the situation but after learning about the award the company “took immediate action that included terminating management.”

“I have instructed our teams to immediately do additional sexual harassment training companywide, beyond the initial training process new managers go through already when they are hired,” said the Brewhouse owner.


Wise did not elaborate on how many people were fired from the Southport location but reiterated that “what happened at the restaurant was an isolated occurrence that was unsanctioned and unapproved.”

“We are an employee-first company and expect our employees to be treated fairly and with respect,” said Wise. “We will continue to have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to these types of issues.”

Last week, the waitress told Fox 59 that after she reported the incident to Scotty’s corporate human resources department, she was told that the award was not upper level management’s idea and did not receive an apology. She said she may now file a complaint with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, a federal agency that enforces employment discrimination laws.

According to its website, Scotty’s Brewhouse operates 15 restaurants in Indiana with locations under construction in Florida, Illinois and Ohio. The restaurant chain is part of Pots & Pans Production, which also includes the chains Thr3e Wise Men Brewing Company, Scotty’s Brew Club and Scotty’s Dawghouse
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Re: Best Butt
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2016, 11:18:25 AM »

“I feel like I’m more than just a butt," said the woman, who has worked at Scotty’s for over a year. "I feel like I’m smart, I’m going to school.”



Until I see a photo of said butt I cannot say whether or not she is more than that.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Best Butt
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2016, 11:30:44 AM »
I have felt offended every time that I have won a best butt award too. I want to be known for more than just having a fine ass.
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Re: Best Butt
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2016, 11:37:05 AM »
I have felt offended every time that I have won a best butt award too. I want to be known for more than just having a fine ass.

You've got to feel smart.  Go to school.
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Re: Best Butt
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2016, 12:20:21 PM »
In my opinion:

Best butt > best bartender > best server

What's the problem? Some people just can't take a compliment.
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Re: Best Butt
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2016, 12:25:44 PM »
In my opinion:

Best butt > best bartender > best server

What's the problem? Some people just can't take a compliment.

Saniflush was handing out some similar awards at the Tilted Kilt on 280 a couple of summers ago.
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2016, 12:27:03 PM »
Saniflush was handing out some similar awards at the Tilted Kilt on 280 a couple of summers ago.

They could handle the compliments.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Best Butt
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2016, 12:35:46 PM »
They could handle the compliments.

I believe you asserted at the time that they could handle much more.
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Re: Best Butt
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2016, 01:04:18 PM »
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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Re: Best Butt
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2016, 01:59:18 PM »
I like big butts and I cannot lie.

My anaconda garden snake don't want none unless you got buns, hon.
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2016, 02:02:57 PM »
I believe you asserted at the time that they could handle much more.

I wanted empirical data but alas there was none.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Best Butt
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2016, 02:17:14 PM »
I wanted empirical data but all-ass there was none.

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Re: Best Butt
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2016, 03:15:14 PM »
They need to hire Jumbo. 












He would have won the award.
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Re: Best Butt
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2016, 03:29:20 PM »
They need to hire Jumbo. 












He would have won the award.

Jummy is more than just a fine piece of ass.
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Re: Best Butt
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2016, 04:06:02 PM »
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