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Fear the black widow
« on: September 09, 2008, 02:24:29 PM »
Outside the office today, I came across a small snake trapped in a spider's web.  At the top of the web was a black widow, about the size of a quarter. This spider had killed the freaking snake and had been eating on it. 

It was one of the spookiest things I've ever seen.  Sign of the apocalypse?
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Re: Fear the black widow
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2008, 02:31:58 PM »
Yep...  And, it'll be brought about by that supercollider in Europe. 
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Re: Fear the black widow
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2008, 02:35:34 PM »
Outside the office today, I came across a small snake trapped in a spider's web.  At the top of the web was a black widow, about the size of a quarter. This spider had killed the freaking snake and had been eating on it. 

It was one of the spookiest things I've ever seen.  Sign of the apocalypse?

Nope, sign of a bad mutha frickin spider. How do you think it got to be so big?
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Re: Fear the black widow
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2008, 02:37:17 PM »
Outside the office today, I came across a small snake trapped in a spider's web.  At the top of the web was a black widow, about the size of a quarter. This spider had killed the freaking snake and had been eating on it. 

It was one of the spookiest things I've ever seen.  Sign of the apocalypse?

Not alot of walk in business huh?

And no, St Saban is a sign of the apocalypse.
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Re: Fear the black widow
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2008, 03:29:52 PM »
Nope, sign of a bad mutha frickin spider. How do you think it got to be so big?
No kidding - black widows are usually tiny little things - I think I read once that they are the most venomous creature proportional to their size.  They will mess you up.  Maybe it was a radioactive Spiderman spider...

That would have totally freaked me out too - a snake trapped in a spider web?  I guess she jumped on it before it could wiggle away... damn, you have to be fast to kill a snake.
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Re: Fear the black widow
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2008, 03:43:31 PM »
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Black widow spiders reproduce sexually when the male inserts his palpus into the female's spermathecal openings.

spider porn.  damn exciting. 
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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2008, 03:48:22 PM »
spider porn.  damn exciting. 
Yeah, and she never has to pay for divorce attorneys either...
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Re: Fear the black widow
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2008, 10:55:53 AM »
I took a picture of this thing with my camera phone. 

The snake's head is held up and pulled back by the web (and it's in full rigor).  The spider was sprayed and killed.  I circled it in the photo.

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Re: Fear the black widow
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2008, 02:04:05 PM »
My money is on the spider putting a cap in the snake's ass. 

I bet the snake owed that bitch money.
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Re: Fear the black widow
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2008, 02:06:22 PM »
Holy shitballs!  That is the biggest black widow I've ever seen.  I'm impressed.
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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2008, 03:33:12 PM »
I circled it in the photo.


Glad to hear that, I thought the bitch was glowing and was waiting on Johnny Qwest to show...
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Re: Fear the black widow
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2008, 08:41:31 PM »
 :badger: :badger: :badger: :badger: aaaah a snake  :badger: :badger: :badger: :badger:
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