Fear the black widow

[Kaos]

Outside the office today, I came across a small snake trapped in a spider's web.  At the top of the web was a black widow, about the size of a quarter. This spider had killed the freaking snake and had been eating on it. 

It was one of the spookiest things I've ever seen.  Sign of the apocalypse?

[GarMan]

Yep...  And, it'll be brought about by that supercollider in Europe. 

[Snaggletiger]

Outside the office today, I came across a small snake trapped in a spider's web.  At the top of the web was a black widow, about the size of a quarter. This spider had killed the freaking snake and had been eating on it. 

It was one of the spookiest things I've ever seen.  Sign of the apocalypse?

Nope, sign of a bad mutha frickin spider. How do you think it got to be so big?

[ssgaufan]

Outside the office today, I came across a small snake trapped in a spider's web.  At the top of the web was a black widow, about the size of a quarter. This spider had killed the freaking snake and had been eating on it. 

It was one of the spookiest things I've ever seen.  Sign of the apocalypse?

Not alot of walk in business huh?

And no, St Saban is a sign of the apocalypse.

[Tiger Wench]

Nope, sign of a bad mutha frickin spider. How do you think it got to be so big?

No kidding - black widows are usually tiny little things - I think I read once that they are the most venomous creature proportional to their size.  They will mess you up.  Maybe it was a radioactive Spiderman spider...

That would have totally freaked me out too - a snake trapped in a spider web?  I guess she jumped on it before it could wiggle away... damn, you have to be fast to kill a snake.

[chinook]

Black widow spiders reproduce sexually when the male inserts his palpus into the female's spermathecal openings.

spider porn.  damn exciting. 

[Tiger Wench]

spider porn.  damn exciting. 

Yeah, and she never has to pay for divorce attorneys either...

[Kaos]

I took a picture of this thing with my camera phone. 

The snake's head is held up and pulled back by the web (and it's in full rigor).  The spider was sprayed and killed.  I circled it in the photo.

[Tiger Six]

My money is on the spider putting a cap in the snake's ass. 

I bet the snake owed that bitch money.

[Ogre]

Holy shitballs!  That is the biggest black widow I've ever seen.  I'm impressed.

[AlicevilleEagle]

I circled it in the photo.

Glad to hear that, I thought the bitch was glowing and was waiting on Johnny Qwest to show...

[Godfather]

  aaaah a snake