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56? Holy shit you're old!

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Snaggletiger

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2016, 04:49:11 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 04:35:57 PM
I can't find it right now but I think there is a quote about a " Dallaswareagle misspell thy holy name" in the bible.

You so old, you got an autographed Bible.
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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2016, 04:54:03 PM »
I am so old I can hide my own Easter Eggs.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2016, 04:59:38 PM »
I took my first drivers test in the Flintstone vehicle.


What just happened? Where did nooks post go? (nevermind)
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2016, 05:01:34 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2016, 04:49:11 PM
You so old, you got an autographed Bible.


Dallas,

אני שונא אותך 

Jesus
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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2016, 05:02:57 PM »
Quote from: chinook on June 14, 2016, 05:01:34 PM

Dallas,

אני שונא אותך 

Jesus

But he couldn't really hate me could he? 
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2016, 05:05:24 PM »
Quote from: chinook on June 14, 2016, 05:01:34 PM

Dallas,

אני שונא אותך 

Jesus

I giggled.

You so old, a friend complimented you on your new alligator shoes...but you were barefoot.
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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2016, 05:18:14 PM »
I am so old I couldn't even make games when we were called "East Alabama Male College"

Almost made one under "Alabama Polytechnic Institute (API)" but missed the stage coach.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2016, 05:23:37 PM »
You so old, you sank your teeth into a steak and they stayed there.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2016, 05:28:08 PM »
When Moses parted the Red Sea, I was on the other side fishing.
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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2016, 06:15:28 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 05:02:57 PM
But he couldn't really hate me could he?

Do what Jesus would do. Except if it involves Dallas. Even Jesus hates him.
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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #30 on: June 14, 2016, 07:18:53 PM »
You're so old George Washington cut down your Christmas tree.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2016, 07:26:13 PM »
According to the Upcoming Birthdays on the forum's main page, you're 3 years older than jesus.
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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2016, 09:43:13 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on June 14, 2016, 07:26:13 PM
According to the Upcoming Birthdays on the forum's main page, you're 3 years older than jesus.

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2016, 03:10:56 PM »
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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2016, 03:17:58 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on June 15, 2016, 03:10:56 PM
Yeah...that's it...


It was yesterday.   :sneer:
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'
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