In other news, the Compass Bank a couple of doors down from here got robbed a little after 9:00. I was running a few errands and about to pull in there when the cops whipped around me and into the parking lot. I thought you know, maybe I'll go to the post office first. Dude was armed and last seen running not far from our office. Got my gun out of the truck (Ford F-150), came back in and locked this bitch down.
Sorry for the interruption. Carry on bashing the white man.