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Gus gets an extension & a raise
« on: June 06, 2016, 07:47:27 PM »
Extended to 2020 and a $875,000 raise.
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Re: Gus gets an extension & a raise
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2016, 09:14:54 PM »
Nothing against the guy but what the hell warranted a raise and extension?? If I performed on my job like Gus did last year I would more than likely be put on probation, having my every move watched. But he gets more. I'm bewildered.
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Re: Gus gets an extension & a raise
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2016, 09:24:27 PM »
Baffling.

In other news, I saw the coaching staff having dinner with their wives at Ariccia the other night. Never realized that Mrs Malzahn is kind of a babe despite being a bit off her rocker.
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Re: Gus gets an extension & a raise
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2016, 10:42:50 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on June 06, 2016, 09:24:27 PM
Baffling.

In other news, I saw the coaching staff having dinner with their wives at Ariccia the other night. Never realized that Mrs Malzahn is kind of a babe despite being a bit off her rocker.

I saw Garner at BWW in Trussville about 2 weeks ago and thought "damn, you should be mo bigga than me" while saying, WAR EAGLE COACH!
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Re: Gus gets an extension & a raise
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2016, 02:16:26 AM »
This has to be a joke..... :facepalm:
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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2016, 06:29:16 AM »
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Re: Gus gets an extension & a raise
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2016, 09:50:57 AM »
Gus had a stipulation is his contract that if the girls softball team made it to the finals of the College World Series he got a raise and extension.  That fucking Jimmy Sexton is a genius!
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Re: Gus gets an extension & a raise
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2016, 11:04:15 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on June 07, 2016, 06:29:16 AM


Don't F with that guy. Or he will show you the door. That'll show you!
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Re: Gus gets an extension & a raise
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2016, 01:08:31 PM »
The big question is, did the buyout increase!
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Re: Gus gets an extension & a raise
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2016, 01:15:59 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 07, 2016, 09:50:57 AM
Gus had a stipulation is his contract that if the girls softball team made it to the finals of the College World Series he got a raise and extension.  That fucking Jimmy Sexton is a genius!
Now, see!^^This is a quality post. I knew the boy had it in him the whole time.
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Re: Gus gets an extension & a raise
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2016, 02:37:50 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on June 07, 2016, 01:08:31 PM
The big question is, did the buyout increase!
yes

With the one-year extension, Auburn's cost to fire Gus Malzahn after the 2016 season goes from $6,712,500 to $8,950,000.

$1 to Jarhead
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Re: Gus gets an extension & a raise
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2016, 02:51:22 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 07, 2016, 02:37:50 PM
yes

With the one-year extension, Auburn's cost to fire Gus Malzahn after the 2016 season goes from $6,712,500 to $8,950,000.

$1 to Jarhead


We're buying out Jarhead?
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Re: Gus gets an extension & a raise
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2016, 03:30:44 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 07, 2016, 02:51:22 PM

We're buying out Jarhead?
Why not we buyout everyone else.

That's the dumbass clause.
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Re: Gus gets an extension & a raise
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2016, 03:58:41 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 07, 2016, 03:30:44 PM
Why not we buyout everyone else.

That's the dumbass clause.

Oh please.  You greatly exaggerate.  We stopped paying Jack Crowe last year.
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Re: Gus gets an extension & a raise
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2016, 07:27:57 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 07, 2016, 09:50:57 AM
Gus had a stipulation is his contract that if the girls softball team made it to the finals of the College World Series he got a raise and extension.  That fucking Jimmy Sexton is a genius!
That brown headed girl is pretty cute.
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