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Thug Life
« on: June 08, 2016, 02:33:53 PM »
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Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton came in seventh on Forbes magazine's annual list of the world's highest-paid athletes.

Forbes estimated the former Auburn star's income at $53.1 million over the past 12 months.

The list was released on Wednesday.

Forbes credited Newton with $41.1 million in salary and bonuses. Newton signed a five-year contract with the Panthers in June 2015 worth $103.8 million. It included a $22.5 million signing bonus, a $7.5 million option bonus, a deferred $10 million option bonus payable in April 2017 (which Forbes included in its tabulations) and a $1 million salary for the 2015 season.

Newton also is Under Armour's top-paid football endorser, getting a royalty for every pair of UA Highlight cleats sold. Forbes estimated Newton's income from endorsements at $12 million over the past 12 months.

The highest-paid athlete in the world is soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo with an income over the past year from salary, bonuses and endorsements of $88 million.

Also ahead of Newton on the list are Lionel Messi, LeBron James, Roger Federer, Kevin Durant and Novak Djokovic in the second through sixth positions, respectively. Phil Mickelson, Jordan Spieth and Kobe Bryant completed the top 10.

Six of the top 20 are NFL quarterbacks. In addition to Newton, the quarterbacks are Eli Manning, Joe Flacco, Tom Brady, Russell Wilson and Philip Rivers.
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2016, 04:26:24 PM »
you know the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.


Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton came in seventh on Forbes magazine's annual list of the world's highest-paid athletes.

Forbes estimated the former Auburn star's income at $53.1 million over the past 12 months.

The list was released on Wednesday.

Forbes credited Newton with $41.1 million in salary and bonuses. Newton signed a five-year contract with the Panthers in June 2015 worth $103.8 million. It included a $22.5 million signing bonus, a $7.5 million option bonus, a deferred $10 million option bonus payable in April 2017 (which Forbes included in its tabulations) and a $1 million salary for the 2015 season.

Newton also is Under Armour's top-paid football endorser, getting a royalty for every pair of UA Highlight cleats sold. Forbes estimated Newton's income from endorsements at $12 million over the past 12 months.

The highest-paid athlete in the world is soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo with an income over the past year from salary, bonuses and endorsements of $88 million.

Also ahead of Newton on the list are Lionel Messi, LeBron James, Roger Federer, Kevin Durant and Novak Djokovic in the second through sixth positions, respectively. Phil Mickelson, Jordan Spieth and Kobe Bryant completed the top 10.

Six of the top 20 are NFL quarterbacks. In addition to Newton, the quarterbacks are Eli Manning, Joe Flacco, Tom Brady, Russell Wilson and Philip Rivers.

So wait...should my kid play Golf or Soccer?
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2016, 04:49:58 PM »
So wait...should my kid play Golf or Soccer?

Are you crazy?  Haven't you seen the studies that show the link between headers in soccer and concussions?  Not to mention those crazy, rioting soccer crowds.
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2016, 04:56:38 PM »
So wait...should my kid play Golf or Soccer?

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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2016, 05:00:53 PM »
Have you ruled out competitive male gymnastics or flag corps?
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2016, 05:05:42 PM »
Have you ruled out competitive male gymnastics or flag corps?

Not at all.  Great spectator sports.  Just pull up a Yeti cooler with one arm and enjoy.
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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2016, 05:05:59 PM »
Have you ruled out competitive male gymnastics or flag corps?

Success in those endeavours is rare...like a yeti.

Damn you, snags, and your 17 second advantage.
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2016, 05:07:20 PM »
Owned the yeti reference by 17 seconds.  Time stamp dat bitch.
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2016, 05:07:56 PM »
Well fuck.  Even got beat trying to post a gloat.

Has anyone heard we got the #1 JUCO running back?
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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2016, 05:15:08 PM »
Well fuck.  Even got beat trying to post a gloat.

Has anyone heard we got the #1 JUCO running back?

That's not how this works!

That's not how any of this works!!!
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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2016, 05:28:30 PM »
That's not how this works!

That's not how any of this works!!!


I unfriend you.
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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2016, 05:35:37 PM »

I unfriend you.

but were you ever friends?
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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2016, 05:36:52 PM »
but were you ever friends?

I give you my esurance that we were.
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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2016, 05:50:02 PM »
I give you my esurance that we were.

Well, this is awkward...
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To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.