It's Not Going To Happen Parts 1 & 2

[WiregrassTiger]

If/When Mazlahn tanks this year, that Jacobs quote is going to get WIDE circulation.

It's going to be mocked for one of two reasons:
1) Once Malzahn loses games he shouldn't and/or finishes the season 6-6 or worse, the media will LOL at Auburn for being "too loyal".

2) Once we do axe him as soon as the disaster season ends, the media will LOL at Jacobs for being a liar.

Why set yourself up for that?

^^This. There was need for showing support but he painted himself into a corner, imo. At the same time, maybe Snag's scenario is right and the BOT is so weak and ineffective that nothing would happen if Gus only wins 4 or 5 games.

[Snaggletiger]

Besides Gubner Bentley, Jimmy Rane is the only one on the BOT I really recognize.  BTW, he was dubbed the richest cat in the State.  $610 million net worth. 

[WiregrassTiger]

That's chump change.

[dallaswareagle]

Besides Gubner Bentley, Jimmy Rane is the only one on the BOT I really recognize.  BTW, he was dubbed the richest cat in the State.  $610 million net worth.

That kind of fat stacks I could make two games.

[Kaos]

When Jay Jacobs speaks, this is what I look like.

[AUChizad]

$1 to The Auburner

https://twitter.com/TheAuburner/status/738134403558215681

The complete 'long, long time' trilogy.

[wesfau2]

$1 to The Auburner

That shit won't buff out.

[Godfather]

$1 to The Auburner

https://twitter.com/TheAuburner/status/738134403558215681

I was trying to find that I knew he had said it before.  I looked for 5 mins and gave up.

[Buzz Killington]

At least he phrased it differently this time.

[WiregrassTiger]

At least he phrased it differently this time.

Agreed. It's different this time because he didn't say that he looked forward to it. He simply said that he will be our coach for a long, long time.

Gus would've probably felt a little more comfortable if Jacobs had added another long in there though.

[dallaswareagle]

Agreed. It's different this time because he didn't say that he looked forward to it. He simply said that he will be our coach for a long, long time.
Gus would've probably felt a little more comfortable if Jacobs had added another long in there though.

The way we pay them after they leave they technically still are our coaches.