YES SIR!!

[Snaggletiger]

In the past two seasons Alabama has been on CBS 14 times.

14 times, Bueller.

14 times.

Hey Bueller.  Tell me how many CBS games Verne made the decision on.  Are you seriously, even remotely trying to say Verne Lundquist had a hand in saying who CBS featured each week?

People, get real.  The talking heads are absolutely, positively schooled and directed on what and who they talk about when on air. Buck the company line and you are gone.

CBS...NOT VERNE....CBS!!!!!!   

[WiregrassTiger]

He shut up and let the scene and the moment speak for itself.

I just wish that you'd take your own advice. Even once would be nice.

[Saniflush]

So fuck him with a piece of rebar in his enormous gourd head.

He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his giant pillow.

[Kaos]

Wasn't it Verne who was heard lamenting "oh no..." when we scored once?  Maybe the Georgia game in 2013? 

Seems as if I remember that happening. 

[Saniflush]

Wasn't it Verne who was heard lamenting "oh no..." when we scored once?  Maybe the Georgia game in 2013? 

Seems as if I remember that happening.

I don't care if it wasn't him....he's still guilty.  Fuck him.

[The Six]

Hey Bueller.  Tell me how many CBS games Verne made the decision on.  Are you seriously, even remotely trying to say Verne Lundquist had a hand in saying who CBS featured each week?

People, get real.  The talking heads are absolutely, positively schooled and directed on what and who they talk about when on air. Buck the company line and you are gone.

CBS...NOT VERNE....CBS!!!!!!

Stop pounding your podium, Lord Saybinz.

[Snaggletiger]

Stop pounding your podium, Lord Saybinz.

Cute. Now explain the connection between Verne and Bama being on CBS 14 times.

[wesfau2]

He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his giant pillow.

It's like Sputnik!

Wasn't it Verne who was heard lamenting "oh no..." when we scored once?  Maybe the Georgia game in 2013? 

Seems as if I remember that happening. 

That was Verne-o.  He was as worthless in the broadcast booth as Verne's six cents and a comb were to prowling the train tracks looking for Ray Brower.

[WiregrassTiger]

I don't care if it wasn't him....he's still guilty.  Fuck him.

And anyone who has ever liked or supported him. They should be beaten with a water hose and spat on.

[Saniflush]

And anyone who has ever liked or supported him. They should be beaten with a water hose and spat on.

Snaggle to the white courtesy phone.

[Snaggletiger]

Feel The Verne

[The Six]

Feel The Verne

Verne must have a great ass because you got your head all up in it.

[Snaggletiger]

Verne must have a great ass because you got your head all up in it.

Still waiting Bueller

[The Six]

Still waiting Bueller

If you want to believe Uncle Verne doesn't have at least a little say in what games they call, go ahead. I'm not saying he demands it but I buy he gets a vote in there when he can remember to show up to the meeting.

CBS has been the Crimson Broadcast Station for years though. Him leaving probably won't change that.

[Snaggletiger]

If you want to believe Uncle Verne doesn't have at least a little say in what games they call, go ahead. I'm not saying he demands it but I buy he gets a vote in there when he can remember to show up to the meeting.

CBS has been the Crimson Broadcast Station for years though. Him leaving probably won't change that.

It won't change at any network.  They're winning and winning big.  Have been for going on 10 years now.  They are dominating college football and networks want them on as much as possible.  When Saban leaves and they mistakenly hire a Mike Shula again and look like we did last year, they won't be the hot ticket.

[DnATL]

My daughter's chihuahua is asleep and just ripped the nastiest wet fart you'll ever hear

if only it were the beaver instead.........

[GH2001]

It won't change at any network.  They're winning and winning big.  Have been for going on 10 years now.  They are dominating college football and networks want them on as much as possible.  When Saban leaves and they mistakenly hire a Mike Shula again and look like we did last year, they won't be the hot ticket.

Did you guys fuck this one out and make up?

[The Six]

Did you guys fudge this one out and make up?

Hand jobs were exchanged and further terms cannot be discussed until Gus' extension runs out or Cam Newton dives on that fumble.

[Snaggletiger]

I still think we could do much worse than Verne.

[WiregrassTiger]

I still think we could do much worse than Verne.

This is like an Icelandic you. Especially the sweaty pits.