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YES SIR!!
« on: May 31, 2016, 02:10:06 PM »
Verne finally retiring after this season!!! Brad Nessler to replace him.

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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2016, 02:36:58 PM »
The guy is going to be 76 this year.  Not surprising.
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2016, 03:32:30 PM »
Thank the benevolent overlords of the universe.

Fuck that sloppy, fat, slurring, misinformed bag of asshole lint.
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2016, 03:50:41 PM »
Thank the benevolent overlords of the universe.

Fuck that sloppy, fat, slurring, misinformed bag of asshole lint.

What he said x 10.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/I-hate-Verne-and-Gary/207307766013161   
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2016, 03:58:08 PM »
Thank the benevolent overlords of the universe.

Fuck that sloppy, fat, slurring, misinformed bag of asshole lint.

I liked Verne and Gary.  Gonna' miss their calls together.
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2016, 04:27:51 PM »
I liked Verne and Gary.  Gonna' miss their calls together.
You rabble rousing contrarian!
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2016, 05:14:33 PM »
You rabble rousing contrarian!

Balderdash!!!

I know I'm a minority of 1, but hey, minorities always get their way, these days.   :rimshot:

Seriously, I was never in the Verne Haters Club and never understood all the vitriol that came his way.  Yes, he absolutely could butcher a name and never got C.J. Uzomah right. But to be fair, there were 2 players that Tommy Tuberville coached for 4 years and never once did he correctly pronounce Ben Obamawon or Devin Aromashoobiedoobiedo.

Verne and Gary always had the biggest SEC games and maybe I was just familiar and/or comfortable with their calls. 
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2016, 05:23:13 PM »
Balderdash!!!

I know I'm a minority of 1, but hey, minorities always get their way, these days.   :rimshot:

Seriously, I was never in the Verne Haters Club and never understood all the vitriol that came his way.  Yes, he absolutely could butcher a name and never got C.J. Uzomah right. But to be fair, there were 2 players that Tommy Tuberville coached for 4 years and never once did he correctly pronounce Ben Obamawon or Devin Aromashoobiedoobiedo.

Verne and Gary always had the biggest SEC games and maybe I was just familiar and/or comfortable with their calls.


Fat, drunk and stoopied is no way to go through life son.
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2016, 05:23:53 PM »

Fat, drunk and stoopied is no way to go through life son.

Verne did!
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2016, 05:24:19 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2016, 06:45:00 PM »
Count me in the Verne fanboy club. Guy has called some of the greatest moments in all of sports. Honestly think he's still go it too. However it got to be hard to call play by play when you have a sniveling know it all next to you who constantly mumbles and messes up your call.
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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2016, 06:55:12 PM »
Count me in the Verne fanboy club. Guy has called some of the greatest moments in all of sports. Honestly think he's still go it too. However it got to be hard to call play by play when you have a sniveling know it all next to you who constantly mumbles and messes up your call.

As an Auburn fan, I would take the Kick 6 call of Rod Bramblett in his go crazy Cadillac, total and complete homerism, mega chill bump inducing delivery, 100 times out of 100.  But to the casual fan watching one of the great moments in sports history, Verne nailed it.  The key is he didn't say too much and then did what a seasoned professional should have done.  He shut up and let the scene and the moment speak for itself.
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2016, 07:12:15 PM »
Funny you mention it. His call of the Kick 6 is my ringtone.
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2016, 07:19:09 PM »
Hated Verne.  I like Gary and he actually has some X's and O's sense about him.  Too bad he spent most of his time making up for that fat, bumbling fuck of Verne.
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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2016, 08:55:40 PM »
I never forgave Verne for dancing in the booth that year when Georgia was killing us. 

I also disliked his constant comparison of everything to something at Alabama.   I challenge you to watch a complete Auburn game called by him regardless of who we are playing and find fewer than two Bama slobbers by Verne.  He couldn't help himself.  It would be like:

Carnell Williams has established himself as one of the possible top picks in the NFL draft.  He reminds me of Shaun Alexander from Alabama except Alexander had a bigger frame. But both are elusive and good in the open field.  Alexander had himself quite an NFL career....

I got tired of it.  I want to watch our game and hear about our program and the team we are playing.  I never cared for his fond reminisces of all things Crimson.
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« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2016, 10:05:38 PM »
I hope he does every bama game this season!
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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2016, 10:50:18 PM »
I never forgave Verne for dancing in the booth that year when Georgia was killing us. 



I thought about that very thing today. That was the one time I got pissed as hell.  But then....I also realized that I was pissed simply because my team was taking an ass beating.  Had I been watching a game between Georgia and Bama and the Dawgs were kicking that ass and I saw Verne and Gary Soulja' Boying (Or however you spell it) I'd have been puttin' the Superman on dat ass right there with em'. 
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« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2016, 11:01:35 PM »
Got a question for you.  Lundquist was born in Minnesota.  Finished school in Texas and Illinois, then got his start in broadcasting in Texas.  (wiki's so it's 100% true).  Why would you possibly think he's a Bama knob guzzler?  Where does that come from?  You really think these guys are independent thinkers?  Free to say whatever they want?  Please.  You know better than that.  If Verne or Gary or Brad or Mike or whoever is pimping Bama or Urban and tOSU or whatever team you don't like, do you think that's coming from them?  Hell no!!!  They're pimping whomever they're paid millions and told to pimp. 
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« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2016, 11:13:03 PM »
Got a question for you.  Lundquist was born in Minnesota.  Finished school in Texas and Illinois, then got his start in broadcasting in Texas.  (wiki's so it's 100% true).  Why would you possibly think he's a Bama knob guzzler?  Where does that come from?  You really think these guys are independent thinkers?  Free to say whatever they want?  Please.  You know better than that.  If Verne or Gary or Brad or Mike or whoever is pimping Bama or Urban and tOSU or whatever team you don't like, do you think that's coming from them?  Hell no!!!  They're pimping whomever they're paid millions and told to pimp.

In the past two seasons Alabama has been on CBS 14 times.

14 times, Bueller.

14 times.
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« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2016, 11:16:35 PM »
Got a question for you.  Lundquist was born in Minnesota.  Finished school in Texas and Illinois, then got his start in broadcasting in Texas.  (wiki's so it's 100% true).  Why would you possibly think he's a Bama knob guzzler?  Where does that come from?  You really think these guys are independent thinkers?  Free to say whatever they want?  Please.  You know better than that.  If Verne or Gary or Brad or Mike or whoever is pimping Bama or Urban and tOSU or whatever team you don't like, do you think that's coming from them?  Hell no!!!  They're pimping whomever they're paid millions and told to pimp.

My daughter's chihuahua is asleep and just ripped the nastiest wet fart you'll ever hear a dog trumpet.  It was sickening. 

I'd rather hear that than Verne honk the Bama bobo. 

I don't have much experience, but I can tell you from my own personal interaction that when you're covering teams, even when you don't really have any personal connection, you do have favorites.  It just happens. It's human nature.  Verne was a bahr-loving, sabbin-slurping, crimpson-nuzzling bammer at heart.  He was one of those that believed that "college football is better when Alabammer is good."  He was one of those "rightful place" fuckers.  He had a personal affection for that team, that shithole of a town and those people.  Verne was one of those who believed that the meccas of college football were South Bend, Lincoln, Tuscaloser, Norman, Austin and where ever the fuck Penn State is. 

I promise you nobody was in his ear saying "say more good shit about Bama Verne!"  Nope.  That was his own blabbing. 

So fuck him with a piece of rebar in his enormous gourd head.
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