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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2008, 02:26:17 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 09, 2008, 02:23:44 PM
I disagree, drinking before 1 is highly encouraged.
Only on game day.

Who will protect the kittens of the Wiregrass from posionous flea collars if Steve is drunk?
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2008, 02:34:24 PM »
It's flea spray.  The collars are okay.  The spray's a killah.
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2008, 02:36:52 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 09, 2008, 02:34:24 PM
It's flea spray.  The collars are okay.  The spray's a killah.
I was impressed that I remembered that much about the story. 
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2008, 02:42:49 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on September 09, 2008, 02:26:17 PM
Only on game day.

Who will protect the kittens of the Wiregrass from posionous flea collars if Steve is drunk?

Why does Steve have his daughters wear flea collars?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2008, 02:42:54 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 09, 2008, 12:33:36 PM
You gonna bring your dog Jumbo?
He's hiding in the corner as we speak.
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2008, 03:26:46 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 09, 2008, 01:45:24 PM
I think I shall participate in this little encounter.

Jen dear, will the blonde be there again?  She may not have been undressing me with her eyes...but I damn shore got her nekkid with mine.
No, the blonde is not coming with us this year... probably just as well for you that she is not.

As for parking - someone had damn well better save me a spot.  I am not coming all the way from Texas to grace you guys with my presence only to have to hike fifteen miles down Wire Road to the chartruse dumpster. We will be there close to noon-ish.

As mentioned, I am bringing a birthday cake for Carl - any suggestions as to an inscription?  He will be 46.
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2008, 03:38:52 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 09, 2008, 03:26:46 PM
As mentioned, I am bringing a birthday cake for Carl - any suggestions as to an inscription?  He will be 46.

"I can't wait to give you head everyday.
Love,
Jen"
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2008, 03:54:46 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 09, 2008, 03:38:52 PM
"I can't wait to give you head everyday.
Love,
Jen"

She's doing that now.  We need something new, fresh.
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2008, 04:18:20 PM »
How about this for the cake:

Just think only 23 years and we can do 69
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2008, 07:56:23 PM »
I'll be there around high noon, bottle of scotch and cigars in tow.

A tit shaped cake is always a hit. Have him blow out the nipples.
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2008, 08:25:44 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 09, 2008, 02:23:44 PM
I disagree, drinking before 1 is highly encouraged.

Drinking before 1 is required at my tailgate
« Last Edit: September 09, 2008, 08:30:49 PM by AUTailgatingRules »
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2008, 09:38:59 PM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on September 09, 2008, 08:25:44 PM
Drinking before 1 is required at my tailgate

I will be there....are we playing pin the penis on Howard again? Steve was grand champion last year.
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #32 on: September 10, 2008, 12:36:05 AM »
Quote from: BK AU on September 09, 2008, 09:38:59 PM
I will be there....are we playing pin the penis on Howard again? Steve was grand champion last year.
Now thats hott. :blink:
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #33 on: September 10, 2008, 09:53:51 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 09, 2008, 03:26:46 PM


As mentioned, I am bringing a birthday cake for Carl - any suggestions as to an inscription?  He will be 46.

"Happy Birthday, you motor-boatin' son of a bitch."
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #34 on: September 10, 2008, 08:50:46 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 09, 2008, 03:26:46 PM
As mentioned, I am bringing a birthday cake for Carl - any suggestions as to an inscription?  He will be 46.

"It takes a big man to satisfy a woman, it takes an even bigger man to satisfy me"  Happy Birthday, Love J
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2008, 02:47:09 PM »
Somebody point me in the right direction so Monica and I can come say high to you slackers. I don't take advantage of the gimpy tags we have on our car because I usually feel guilty that I might be stealing somebody's spot that needs it more then I do, but when it comes to game day parking at Auburn, I have no guilt whatsoever in using the wide open gimp parking lot. So, which way is the tailgate from the credit union? Monica said she might flash her boobs if you get her drunk enough.
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2008, 03:07:01 PM »
Quote from: Ranger12 on September 15, 2008, 02:47:09 PM
Somebody point me in the right direction so Monica and I can come say high to you slackers. I don't take advantage of the gimpy tags we have on our car because I usually feel guilty that I might be stealing somebody's spot that needs it more then I do, but when it comes to game day parking at Auburn, I have no guilt whatsoever in using the wide open gimp parking lot. So, which way is the tailgate from the credit union? Monica said she might flash her boobs if you get her drunk enough.



Thanks, buddy, for helping me lose weight. 
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2008, 03:09:58 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 15, 2008, 03:07:01 PM


Thanks, buddy, for helping me lose weight. 

Cold blooded.
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2008, 03:11:11 PM »
Typical response from Kaos. Not surprised. Seems like he has a thing for vomit pictures when it comes to responding to any of my posts. My wife may not look like some internet porn teen, but she gets the job done for me.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2008, 03:14:50 PM by Ranger12 »
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2008, 03:13:35 PM »
Quote from: Ranger12 on September 15, 2008, 03:11:11 PM
Typical response from Kaos. Not surprised.

I'm a kitten.  This is my litterbox.  What do you expect? 
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