Some of you think you are young and smart.
Take heed:
An old geezer became very[/color][/b][/size]
bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign[/color]
up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500,
if not cured, get back $1,000."[/b][/size]
[/size]Doctor "Young," who[/color][/b][/size]
was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought[/color]
this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's
clinic.[/b][/size]
[/size]Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer,[/color][/b][/size]
I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"[/color][/b][/size]
[/size]Dr. Geezer: "Nurse,[/color][/b][/size]
please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."[/color][/b][/size]
[/size]Dr. Young: Aaagh !! --[/color][/b][/size]
"This is Gasoline!"[/color][/b][/size]
[/size]Dr. Geezer:[/color][/b][/size]
"Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."[/color][/b][/size]
[/size]Dr. Young gets annoyed and[/color][/b][/size]
goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.[/color][/b][/size]
[/size]Dr. Young: "I have lost[/color][/b][/size]
my memory, I cannot remember anything."[/color][/b][/size]
[/size]Dr. Geezer: "Nurse,[/color][/b][/size]
please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."[/color][/b][/size]
[/size]Dr. Young: "Oh, no you[/color][/b][/size]
don't, -- that is Gasoline!"[/color][/b][/size]
[/size]Dr. Geezer:[/color][/b][/size]
"Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be[/color]
$500."[/b][/size]
[/size]Dr. Young (after having lost[/color][/b][/size]
$1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.[/color][/b][/size]
[/size]Dr. Young: "My eyesight[/color][/b][/size]
has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!![/color][/b][/size]
[/size]Dr. Geezer: "Well, I[/color][/b][/size]
don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back."[/color]
(giving him a $10 bill)[/b][/size]
[/size]Dr. Young: "But this is[/color][/b][/size]
only $10![/color][/b][/size]
[/size]Dr. Geezer:[/color][/b][/size]
"Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."[/color][/b][/size]
[/size]Moral of story -- Just[/color][/b][/size]
because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an[/color]
"old Geezer"*[/b]
Does not understand the format....ting.
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