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Sorry about the downage
« on: May 20, 2016, 09:58:38 AM »
Blame AUJarhead and IT Consultants for the the clusterfuck.
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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2016, 10:04:20 AM »
What did we miss? This horseshit had best cease or I swear that I will stop payment on my auto draft. Regardless of the contract. Do not care. Somebody may get their ass whipped.
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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2016, 10:05:35 AM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 20, 2016, 10:04:20 AM
What did we miss? This horseshit had best cease or I swear that I will stop payment on my auto draft. Regardless of the contract. Do not care. Somebody may get their ass whipped.

I'm sorry it's auto renew and you must give 500 days notice from the date you signed the contract.  We only guarantee 7 months of service.
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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2016, 10:10:09 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 20, 2016, 10:05:35 AM
I'm sorry it's auto renew and you must give 500 days notice from the date you signed the contract.  We only guarantee 7 months of service.

But if it's uptime you are interested in, I know a guy that can help.
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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2016, 10:43:59 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 20, 2016, 10:05:35 AM
I'm sorry it's auto renew and you must give 500 days notice from the date you signed the contract.  We only guarantee 7 months of service.

Format = gotten.
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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2016, 10:47:31 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 20, 2016, 09:58:38 AM
Blame AUJarhead and IT Consultants for the the clusterfudge.

Well, I need that 90% bonus, while you work with the cheapest team possible.
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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2016, 10:48:37 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 20, 2016, 10:05:35 AM
I'm sorry it's auto renew and you must give 500 days notice from the date you signed the contract.  We only guarantee 7 months of service.

Contracts.....They didn't read.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2016, 11:36:47 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 20, 2016, 09:58:38 AM
Blame AUJarhead and IT Consultants for the the clusterfuck.
I thought someone made the mistake of handing Ogre the checkbook again.
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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2016, 11:38:28 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 20, 2016, 11:36:47 AM
I thought someone made the mistake of handing Ogre the checkbook again.

He did get some sweet face paint though.
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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2016, 11:46:05 AM »
I couldn't tell any difference?   :haha:
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2016, 12:53:52 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 20, 2016, 11:46:05 AM
I couldn't tell any difference?   :haha:

yep...even when down we still hate dallas.

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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2016, 01:00:00 PM »
At my age, I'm used to downage...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2016, 02:35:41 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 20, 2016, 11:36:47 AM
I thought someone made the mistake of handing Ogre the checkbook again.

I swear, you let a monthly subscription lapse 3 or 4 times and some people never forget.  I'm just glad the shareholders didn't file a suit against me. 
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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2016, 02:59:50 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on May 20, 2016, 02:35:41 PM
I swear, you let a monthly subscription lapse 3 or 4 times and some people never forget.  I'm just glad the shareholders didn't file a suit against me.


I would guess the blood/turnip rule applied to you.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2016, 03:01:32 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on May 20, 2016, 02:35:41 PM
I swear, you let a monthly subscription lapse 3 or 4 times and some people never forget.  I'm just glad the shareholders didn't file a suit against me.

That would be a titanic clash. 
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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2016, 03:31:16 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on May 20, 2016, 02:35:41 PM
I swear, you let a monthly subscription lapse 3 or 4 times and some people never forget.  I'm just glad the shareholders didn't file a suit against me.

At least they haven't started selling steak knives.
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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2016, 03:36:31 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on May 20, 2016, 03:31:16 PM
At least they haven't started selling steak knives.

Is that you Tigger...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2016, 03:37:39 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on May 20, 2016, 03:31:16 PM
At least they haven't started selling steak knives.
LOL! Epic!

I've never seen a knife saleswoman go nuts like that one did when Snags made a hilarious crack about needing a new paring knife. Based on her psychotic response to that crack, I would bet her career as a professional knife saleswoman was a short lived foray into the business world.
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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2016, 03:38:36 PM »
I heard she had some really nice toes though.
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Re: Sorry about the downage
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2016, 03:40:53 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 20, 2016, 03:38:36 PM
I heard she had some really nice toes though.
Did she? All I remember about her is the knife venture.
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