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How Would You Like To Be Brian Kelly?

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How Would You Like To Be Brian Kelly?
« on: May 17, 2016, 04:44:14 PM »
Better yet, wouldn't you really like to be Charlie Weis' agent.  So, you're the head corch for the Golden Domers.  Took em' to a an appearance in the MNC game.  And you're still getting paid about half of what a fired fat ass is getting a check from your boss for.  Holy schnikies, what a contract.  From Matt Fortuna @ ESPN

Oh, and now I somehow don't feel quite as bad about some of the dumbass exit strategies our PTB have negotiated.  Not quite.


Former Notre Dame and Kansas coach Charlie Weis could ultimately earn more than $24.5 million from the schools while not coaching either program.

Notre Dame paid Weis $2,054,744 for the reporting period of July 2013 through June 2014, according to the university's federal tax return, which was provided to ESPN.com on Monday.

Charlie Weis was fired four games into his third season at Kansas last fall, while he was still reportedly owed $5.63 million as outlined in his contract there. John Rieger/USA TODAY Sports

The sum paid to Weis to not coach the Irish -- already at a total of $14,857,379 because he has now received four straight payments of $2,054,744 from Notre Dame, following an initial payment of $6,638,403 after his firing -- could end up exceeding $18 million by next winter.

Notre Dame is scheduled for "additional annual payments" through December 2015, so two more payments of what Weis received in the previous four years means his buyout money from the school would total $18,966,867.

Weis was fired by Notre Dame following the 2009 season after five years as coach. He was fired four games into his third season at Kansas last fall, while he was still owed $5.63 million as outlined in his contract, according to The Associated Press, which had reported after Weis' firing that the coach would be paid monthly through Dec. 31, 2016.

Current Notre Dame coach Brian Kelly received $1,187,272 from Notre Dame during the 2013 reporting period, though that number likely does not match his total earnings. The school notes that "the current head football coach is permitted to receive compensation from external sources with prior written approval from the University." Income from a source such as a shoe company would not have to be reported on the tax forms.

Kelly's base pay was $995,244. He also received $7,200 in "bonus and incentive compensation," $132,473 in "other reportable compensation," $25,500 in "retirement and other deferred compensation," and $26,855 in "nontaxable benefits," all of which accounted for that $1,187,272 figure.

Kelly's base pay was nearly $300,000 more than his prior year's base pay of $698,140, though his bonus figure was well behind the previous year's figure of $607,200, which covered the year that Notre Dame reached the Discover BCS National Championship.

Notre Dame had announced a contract extension for Kelly after the first game of the 2013 season, through the 2017 season. Kelly's previous deal had him locked up through 2016.

Notre Dame athletic director Jack Swarbrick earned $1,353,430 from the school during the 2013 reporting period, while men's basketball coach Mike Brey earned a total of $1,712,264. Brey made $992,264 from the school, in addition to $720,000 from Play by Play sports, which is now known as Notre Dame Sports Properties.

Fighting Irish women's basketball coach Muffet McGraw earned a total of $1,561,311. She made $1,261,311 from the school and $300,000 from Play by Play sports.


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Re: How Would You Like To Be Brian Kelly?
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2016, 04:49:58 PM »
Fuck em.  I hope the Domers pay everyone in perpetuity until it bankrupts their self-important bullshit program.
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Re: How Would You Like To Be Brian Kelly?
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2016, 05:13:56 PM »
Fuck em.  I hope the Domers pay everyone in perpetuity until it bankrupts their self-important bullshit program.

I was hoping for a bit more discourse.  Some healthy debate.  A little back and forth. 


But, that'll work too.
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Re: How Would You Like To Be Brian Kelly?
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2016, 08:28:50 PM »
Up until recently weren't we still paying coaches no longer working on The Plains?
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Re: How Would You Like To Be Brian Kelly?
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2016, 08:49:14 PM »
Up until recently weren't we still paying coaches no longer working on The Plains?

Absolutely.  Just about any program out there that lets a corch go before his contract is up continues to pay.  And I'm not saying AU hasn't and won't continue to do some bone headed things with coaching contracts.  I just thought this was significant because:

A. Weis put his fat foot in his mouth when he got the ND job, saying he's so far ahead of college coaches given his NFL experience.

2. Weis has done an epically shitty job in both his head coaching stints.

Tres. The Golden Homos continue to pay this lard ass almost double what the current HC is making, despite the fact that Kelly took them to the Big Dance....7 years after he left.

Now granted, everyone has the right to point and laugh at the Chizik debacle/buyout.  But, we did get a MNC out of the deal.   
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Re: How Would You Like To Be Brian Kelly?
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2016, 08:51:38 PM »
Now granted, everyone has the right to point and laugh at the Chizik debacle/buyout.  But, we did get a MNC out of the deal.

The best $180K ever spent in Auburn history, baby!  :aubie:

I like Brian Kelly. I think he does a good job up there but ND is still propped up way too much by the mediots and "tradition" lovers like Beano Fartass Cook and the ilk that followed him.
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Re: How Would You Like To Be Brian Kelly?
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2016, 08:56:16 PM »
The best $180K ever spent in Auburn history, baby!  :aubie:

I like Brian Kelly. I think he does a good job up there but ND is still propped up way too much by the mediots and "tradition" lovers like Beano Fartass Cook and the ilk that followed him.

Troof.  Like I said in another thread, every time someone wants to bring up the $180K, I just ask if they wish their club had ponied up $185K? 
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Re: How Would You Like To Be Brian Kelly?
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2016, 10:35:47 PM »
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