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Re: Bama Hemmhoraging OLinemen
« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2016, 12:40:42 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on May 18, 2016, 11:15:42 AM

You don't go into a closed park after dark packin heat with weed on you unless you're selling it.


Maybe they were gonna go to the bathroom and look for George Michael.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2016, 01:32:34 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 18, 2016, 12:40:42 PM
Maybe they were gonna go to the bathroom and look for George Michael.

They ain't 54 year old white guys.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2016, 03:57:22 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 18, 2016, 12:40:42 PM
Maybe they were gonna go to the bathroom and look for George Michael.

You gotta have faith.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2016, 03:59:23 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 18, 2016, 12:40:42 PM
Maybe they were gonna go to the bathroom and look for George Michael.
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 18, 2016, 01:32:34 PM
They ain't 54 year old white guys.

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 18, 2016, 03:57:22 PM
You gotta have faith.


Maybe they were looking for a father figure.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2016, 04:03:13 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 18, 2016, 03:59:23 PM

Maybe they were looking for a father figure.

Who lets loose a careless whisper?
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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« Reply #45 on: May 18, 2016, 04:09:03 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 18, 2016, 04:03:13 PM
Who lets loose a careless whisper?


Prolly someone who was praying for time.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #46 on: May 18, 2016, 04:16:37 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 18, 2016, 04:09:03 PM

Prolly someone who was praying for time.

Now we're talking about a little jungle love.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #47 on: May 18, 2016, 04:23:24 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 18, 2016, 04:16:37 PM
Now we're talking about a little jungle love.

This whole thread is driving me mad.  It's making me crazy.
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« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2016, 04:29:49 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 18, 2016, 04:23:24 PM
This whole thread is driving me mad.  It's making me crazy.

How long you been living in the U.S.A.?
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #49 on: May 18, 2016, 06:08:36 PM »
I'm only familiar with Alabama sentencing guidelines, but I'd imagine they are close to the same in this region. The war on drugs is nearly over. Jails are over crowded and are basically being used for violent crimes now. When lifetime felons catching new charges barely get 90 day sanctions, I wouldn't put a lot of faith in a first time offender getting jack shit. Aside from a fat signing bonus on draft day.

Cam will get nothing, they'll send him to a few schools in bad neighborhoods to tell his story of what happens when you are "in a wrong place wrong time" and he'll start against the Trojans.  Auburn fans will ridicule Alabama fans, Alabama fans will say "Scam stoled a laptop" and that will be the end of it until someone from Auburn gets arrested. Then the Alabama fans will call Paul talking about thug environment. 

Rinse, repeat.
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« Reply #50 on: May 18, 2016, 06:22:21 PM »
Quote from: Token on May 18, 2016, 06:08:36 PM
I'm only familiar with Alabama sentencing guidelines, but I'd imagine they are close to the same in this region. The war on drugs is nearly over. Jails are over crowded and are basically being used for violent crimes now. When lifetime felons catching new charges barely get 90 day sanctions, I wouldn't put a lot of faith in a first time offender getting jack shit. Aside from a fat signing bonus on draft day.

Cam will get nothing, they'll send him to a few schools in bad neighborhoods to tell his story of what happens when you are "in a wrong place wrong time" and he'll start against the Trojans.  Auburn fans will ridicule Alabama fans, Alabama fans will say "Scam stoled a laptop" and that will be the end of it until someone from Auburn gets arrested. Then the Alabama fans will call Paul talking about thug environment. 

Rinse, repeat.

As shitty as it is, we couldn't have such luck.

Our boys be doing home invasions 'n shit with automatic weapons. We don't play either. When they fuck up, they stomp on they dick.
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Re: Bama Hemmhoraging OLinemen
« Reply #51 on: May 18, 2016, 08:16:58 PM »
Quote from: Token on May 18, 2016, 06:08:36 PM
I'm only familiar with Alabama sentencing guidelines, but I'd imagine they are close to the same in this region. The war on drugs is nearly over. Jails are over crowded and are basically being used for violent crimes now. When lifetime felons catching new charges barely get 90 day sanctions, I wouldn't put a lot of faith in a first time offender getting jack shit. Aside from a fat signing bonus on draft day.

Cam will get nothing, they'll send him to a few schools in bad neighborhoods to tell his story of what happens when you are "in a wrong place wrong time" and he'll start against the Trojans.  Auburn fans will ridicule Alabama fans, Alabama fans will say "Scam stoled a laptop" and that will be the end of it until someone from Auburn gets arrested. Then the Alabama fans will call Paul talking about thug environment. 

Rinse, repeat.

Sounds like you are very familiar with such situations. Would almost give you an "atta boy" but....
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Re: Bama Hemmhoraging OLinemen
« Reply #52 on: May 19, 2016, 11:40:33 AM »
https://twitter.com/finebaum/status/733041907065065472
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more Nick Saban: "Is a guy better off with us in our structure ... or are we better off throwing him out with the bath water?"

https://twitter.com/IsolatedBammers/status/733131723328737280
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Currently facing up to 5 years on felony weapons & narcotics charges "in his structure".

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Nick Saban treats his players like his own children, especially when it comes to discipline http://ow.ly/lTpk300kYbc

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And look how they turned out.
http://deadspin.com/5925484/nick-sabans-daughter-sued-for-allegedly-beating-the-shit-out-of-one-of-her-sorority-sisters …
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