At least he's not Hillary...

[Snaggletiger]

Johnson not doing himself any favors when questioned about Syria...

Well to be fair, once they schooled him on what or where Aleppo was, he did say it was "a mess".  So there's that.

[Kaos]

Johnson not doing himself any favors when questioned about Syria...

Syria?  I thought you said slot left, dipsy double twirl, fly 86, shotgun flash, strut nine, vanilla bean, captain rogers, stutter flip, gift of the magi, hands down, wiz khalifa, outside pin .... fuck... Timeout. 

[AUChizad]

Johnson not doing himself any favors when questioned about Syria...

Things Trump doesn't know:
What Brexit is
How Scotland voted on it
That Putin invaded Ukraine
How to say Tanzania
What a nuclear triad is
Who David Duke is (at least according to him)
Said any question about Hezbollah or Hamas is a "gotcha question".

Those are all things I legitimately know about without googling.

Never heard of Allepo before, despite reading plenty of stories about the refugee crisis. And you're full of shit if you say you had.

Googling of Aleppo went up 100% today. A bunch of smug assholes pretending they knew what it was after googling it.

https://www.google.com/trends/explore?date=now%207-d&q=aleppo

And for fuck's sake, there's is absolutely no way Trump would know what it was.

HOST: What is Aleppo?
TRUMP: It's—well it was beautiful. A true wonder of the world.
HOST: But do you know what it is?
TRUMP: It's great

I actually respect the shit out of him for not bullshitting his way through that question like most politicians would have. THAT looks infinitely more foolish, IMO and is typical politician horseshit.

Also, the New York Times tripped all over their dicks and looked 20x more foolish than Johnson cam close to.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/09/08/new_york_times_aleppo_story_inception_but_for_corrections.html



That was in their article smugly making fun of what an idiot Johnson is for not knowing what it is.

Basically:
We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

[AUChizad]

And by the way, unlike questions about Hezbollah or Hamas, that actually WAS a gotcha question.

Watch the actual clip and listen to the way Barnacle asks it exactly in the same tone as if he were asking him what he thought about the Buttfor.

[Kaos]

^
Has a greater chance of being president than Gary "Doobie" Johnson.

[CCTAU]

Things Trump doesn't know:
What Brexit is
How Scotland voted on it
That Putin invaded Ukraine
How to say Tanzania
What a nuclear triad is
Who David Duke is (at least according to him)
Said any question about Hezbollah or Hamas is a "gotcha question".

None of that shit is a pressing as the economy and ISIS. Your knowledge of trivial shit is wasted. Trump will hire some dumbass like you to know these things. Then he can decide if its worth the time to deal with it.

Brexit? Truly who gives a shit? It has become exactly what most said it would, NO BIG DEAL! And just like the rest of the list, not a show stopper. Can be dealt with by a low man.

If you ever get to be the man, you might understand the man. Until then, you are just google man!

[GH2001]

I hear Allepo is beautiful this time of year.

[The Prowler]

But don't forget he's a great business man. How do we know that? Because he never fails to mention how great he is.

Nevermind any of this...



Also, Trump University and human trafficking

[Snaggletiger]

Google Man.


chortle

[AUJarhead]

You're right, he did act like a dipshit, but I'm still voting for him.

That's all you needed to say.

[AUChizad]

None of that shit is a pressing as the economy and ISIS. Your knowledge of trivial shit is wasted. Trump will hire some dumbass like you to know these things. Then he can decide if its worth the time to deal with it.

Brexit? Truly who gives a shit? It has become exactly what most said it would, NO BIG DEAL! And just like the rest of the list, not a show stopper. Can be dealt with by a low man.

If you ever get to be the man, you might understand the man. Until then, you are just google man!

^ "Poorly educated".

You made it clear by your excuse you don't know what any of that shit is either. Or Alepo.

[AUChizad]

MSNBC's Foreign Relations Correspondant, Former US Ambassador of Iraq, also smugly chides Johnson for not knowing what Aleppo is.

While incorrectly saying it is the capital of ISIS.



 

[Saniflush]

I consider myself pretty well up to date and well read and I had no idea what/where it was either.  First thing I thought (and still do) when I see it written is some nasty assed canned dog food. 

Johnson is still a dumbass on plenty of other counts though and fuck Lorne Greene.

[jmar]

I consider myself pretty well up to date and well read and I had no idea what/where it was either.  First thing I thought (and still do) when I see it written is some nasty assed canned dog food. 

Johnson is still a dumbass on plenty of other counts though and fuck Lorne Greene.

IMO this was a designed hit.
Most of us know at least one major city in each country and your best shot at hearing of other cities are generally limited to an outlet like NPR through a human interest story.

Someone crafted a question for Johnson so he would be seen as an ill-informed isolationist whose only thoughts are domestic. 

 

[GH2001]

But don't forget he's a great business man. How do we know that? Because he never fails to mention how great he is.

Nevermind any of this...



Also, Trump University and human trafficking

You know that most memes get around a C minus / D plus on fact checking right? This one is no exception.

[CCTAU]

You know that most memes get around a C minus / D plus on fact checking right? This one is no exception.

True. But dem edumacated cocksuckers quote da hell outta it!

[AUChizad]

IMO this was a designed hit.
Most of us know at least one major city in each country and your best shot at hearing of other cities are generally limited to an outlet like NPR through a human interest story.

Someone crafted a question for Johnson so he would be seen as an ill-informed isolationist whose only thoughts are domestic.

^^^100%^^^

[AUChizad]

True. But dem edumacated cocksuckers quote da hell outta it!

This post? From you?

 

[AUTailgatingRules]

^^^100%^^^

You realize you are making the same excuses for Dooby that you blast all the Trump people for

[GH2001]

True. But dem edumacated cocksuckers quote da hell outta it!

I've had my critiques of trump and there are plenty of them. But how these things are presented in a meme (and most other memes) is extremely distorted and/or false. I've said it before - context is everything.