How a pussy responds

[Kaos]

The universiatee ov Ahhlaabaaama responds to Tom Brokaw's (obviously) joking remarks.

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/05/university_of_alabama_shuts_do.html#incart_river_mobileshort_home

In true aggrieved pussy fashion they don't throw a humorous jab back.  They, with an assist from the fawning of al.com, quiver in self righteous arrogance and boast about their pedestrian accomplishments. 

Fanboy al.com chilmes in with a jibe about how Brokaw is getting "hammered" on Twitter after which they provide a few lame examples that don't rise to the level of pecking, much less hammering. 

Fuck them.  Fuck al.com

[bottomfeeder]

I believe brokaw was referring to the 85%.

[CCTAU]

I'm not sure why 90% of the bamturd fans are upset, none of them even have a degree from bammer!

[Pell City Tiger]

I'm not sure why 90% of the bamturd fans are upset, none of them even have a degree from bammer!

And 100% of them can't read nor comprehend big words.

[Token]

And 100% of them can't read nor comprehend big words.

I'm not sure what this sentence means, but fuck you anyway. I think.

[Snaggletiger]

I'm not sure what this sentence means, but fuck you anyway. I think.

Wait....not sure but....oh yeah...I see what you did there.

[bottomfeeder]

I'm not sure what this sentence means, but fuck you anyway. I think.

100% of the 85%ers are knuckle-dragging, thug-loving necks from Centerpoint, Al, who believe the bahr is still alive.

The other 10% are tolerated.

There's a +/- 5% error. This group tend to poison trees, teabag corndogs and land themselves in jail for any number of broken laws including rape, incest, domestic violence, robbery, murder, slinging ganja while possessing illegal weapons.

If there is a more undesirable group of people, please let us all know.

Edited: misspelled ganja. Please forgive me. I have been busy with the new job.

[Snaggletiger]

100% of the 85%ers are knuckle-dragging, thug-loving necks from Centerpoint, Al, who believe the bahr is still alive.

The other 10% are tolerated.

There's a +/- 5% error. This group tend to poison trees, teabag corndogs and land themselves in jail for any number of broken laws including rape, incest, domestic violence, robbery, murder, slinging gonga while possessing illegal weapons.

If there is a more undesirable group of people, please let us all know.

Uuummm....he was...uh...see, what he was doing....umm.....oh forget it.