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Hey Hey Hey
« on: May 24, 2016, 03:27:21 PM »
Fat Albert was a stud muffin.  I'm sure there was another thread started way back on this but I'm too lazy to look for it. Damn Cosby was a regular Wilt Chamberlain.  He was getting 5-6 pieces of hot snizz served up to him every week.  I imagine the girls knew they were there to polish the Cos cock.  No need to drug them up.  dot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. of foxynews


Bill Cosby admitted to plying teens with booze and drugs before having sex with them, and to having girls regularly dispatched to him by a modeling agency, newly unearthed court papers show.

The comic said that at one point in his career, the agency would provide “five or six” young women each week, according to depositions he gave in 2005 and 2006 for a lawsuit.

Among other revelations made by Cosby under questioning by lawyers for Andrea Constand, who claims he sexually assaulted her in 2004, was the description of a 1976 encounter with a 19-year-old model named Therese Picking.

He said he gave Quaaludes to Picking, now called Therese Serignese.

“She became, in those days, what was called high,” Cosby said.

Constand’s lawyer asked whether Serignese gave consent for sex.

“I don’t know. How many years are we talking about? 197[6]?” he said. “I meet Ms. Picking in Las Vegas. She meets me backstage. I give her Quaaludes. We then have sex.”

Cosby said he paid off Serignese through his reps at William Morris to keep her quiet.

He admitted he needed to prevent at least one person from finding out.

“Mrs. Cosby,” he said.

The admissions in the 2005 and 2006 depositions were revealed one day before Cosby, 78, is scheduled to be in court for a preliminary hearing in a sexual-assault case involving the claims made by Constand, now 43.

In the deposition, Cosby admitted giving pills to Constand, then an employee at his alma mater, Temple University in Philadelphia.

“I don’t hear her say anything . . . And so I continue and I go into the area that is somewhere between permission and rejection,” he said.

Cosby also recalled getting numerous models sent to him each week by an agency he didn’t name. He did not say when the encounters took place or identify any of the women.

He did, however, describe a woman, either 18 or 19, who came to his home in 2000 to talk about her acting career. He said he pulled out a bottle of lotion.

“On a later occasion, you had her masturbate you with lotion, did that ever happen?” Constrand’s lawyer asked.

“Yes,” he said.

“[She] used the lotion to rub your penis and make you ejaculate?” Cosby was asked.

“Bingo,” he replied.

In another case, involving a 19-year-old in New York, Cosby admitted giving her booze and massaging her back. He insisted they stopped short of sex.

The Pennsylvania Supreme Court on Monday denied Cosby’s request to delay the pretrial hearing.
 
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Re: Hey Hey Hey
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2016, 03:58:51 PM »
How'd you like to lick my puddin pop?
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Re: Hey Hey Hey
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2016, 04:00:59 PM »
There's always room for jello a tug job.
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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2016, 04:01:30 PM »
How'd you like to lick my puddin pop?

Heybe manbe.  You can suckbe my cockbe.
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Re: Hey Hey Hey
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2016, 04:06:59 PM »
New meaning to the terms 'Cosby's kids"
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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2016, 09:39:40 PM »
Every rock star in history will be next!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
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5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Hey Hey Hey
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2016, 08:45:05 AM »
Every rock star in history will be next!

Girls don't need to be slipped a mickey to fuck a rock star...only googly-eyed, gibberish-spouting pudding pushers.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Hey Hey Hey
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2016, 09:15:40 AM »
You tell Bill to go have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2016, 09:22:50 AM »
You tell Bill to go have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

I didn't say no "filth, flarn, flarn, filth."
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2016, 10:00:40 AM »
Girls don't need to be slipped a mickey to fuck a rock star...only googly-eyed, gibberish-spouting pudding pushers.

Yeah. Cause no drugs or drank is ever backstage...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2016, 10:06:38 AM »
Yeah. Cause no drugs or drank is ever backstage...

Minor difference between the coke/'lude buffet backstage at your average Zeppelin show and Bill slipping covert drugs into girls' drinks to get them passed out/willing.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2016, 10:13:19 AM »
I think we can safely forget the "hot" part of the servings. 

Here's one of Cosby's tricks who's suing. 



Yeah. That's right. Carrot Top's dad. 
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Re: Hey Hey Hey
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2016, 10:31:21 AM »
Minor difference between the coke/'lude buffet backstage at your average Zeppelin show and Bill slipping covert drugs into girls' drinks to get them passed out/willing.

And we know for a fact he did that? So far all I see is giving them ludes just as you suggested in your rock concert analogy.
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« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2016, 10:32:21 AM »
And we know for a fact he did that? So far all I see is giving them ludes just as you suggested in your rock concert analogy.

I don't know anything for a fact, just some preliminary accusations.

But that won't stop me!!
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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GH2001

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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2016, 10:33:12 AM »
I don't know anything for a fact, just some preliminary accusations.

But that won't stop me!!

Just trying to keep it "legal" hoss.

Unlike Bill. Yeah. I went there. And so did he.
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