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It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« on: May 18, 2016, 09:36:10 PM »
Happy birthday, Godfather!

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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2016, 09:43:18 PM »
Happy birthday, Godfather!

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Seriously???  That bitch didn't even put it on the calendar? 

I hope you catch the ED right when the wife is preparing for the annual birthday blowjob.

Happy happy fucker!
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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2016, 10:21:31 PM »
Seriously???  That bitch didn't even put it on the calendar? 

I hope you catch the ED right when the wife is preparing for the annual birthday blowjob.

Happy happy fucker!

Anal blowjob? Sounds kinky.
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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2016, 10:26:47 PM »
Pretty sneakily of him. Happy Birthday GF!
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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2016, 10:42:30 PM »
Anal blowjob? Sounds kinky.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2016, 10:48:10 AM »
Happy Birthday today to Jummy Bear
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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2016, 11:06:54 AM »
Have a good one, brother.
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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2016, 11:09:39 AM »
I am confused as to who's birthday that it actually is. So, I'm having reservations about giving happy wishes. Once this is cleared up, I'll make my decision.
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2016, 11:13:29 AM »
Happy Birthday today to Jummy Bear
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Stop trying to change the subject.  You're getting old. 
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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2016, 11:52:23 AM »
Stop trying to change the subject.  You're getting older.


your catching up.  HBD
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« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2016, 02:51:11 PM »
Stop trying to change the subject.  You're getting old.
Interesting Fact:

All the best people were born during this week.
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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2016, 02:51:38 PM »
Its not true. it was a photoshop.


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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2016, 03:12:53 PM »
Interesting Fact:

All the best people were born during this week.


Malcom X  1925
Pol Pot, Cambodian dictator   1928


Couple of dipshits born on this day.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2016, 03:18:49 PM »

Malcom X  1925
Pol Pot, Cambodian dictator   1928


Couple of dipshits born on this day.

Think about yesterday.  Greats like:

Vince Young

Reggie Jackson

George Strait 

And then there were some dipshits too:

GF...
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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2016, 03:32:48 PM »
Some good and bad things this week:

1635  France declares war on Spain
1921  Congress sharply curbs immigration, setting a national quota system
1930  White woman win voting rights in South-Africa
1977  "Smokey & the Bandit" premieres
1992  Amy Fisher shoots Mary Jo Buttafuoco in Massapequa Long Island New York
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« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2016, 03:57:40 PM »
Think about yesterday.  Greats like:

Vince Young

Reggie Jackson

George Strait 

And then there were some dipshits too:

GF...

Jimmy Snuka....you may bow down at my awesomness
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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2016, 04:09:12 PM »
Jimmy Snuka....you may bow down at my awesomness

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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2016, 04:10:31 PM »
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1977  "Smokey & the Bandit" premieres
One of the greatest days in history!
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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2016, 04:51:53 PM »
Happy Birthday

Go to whatever bathroom you want.
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Re: It's on the internet so it has to be true!
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2016, 10:07:11 PM »
Happy Birthday

Go to whatever bathroom you want.

GF always has anyway.
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