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Sick burn, Brokaw
« on: May 14, 2016, 04:19:15 PM »
Tells Ole Miss grads that he'd have to use smaller words in Tuscaloosa.

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/05/tom_brokaw_at_ole_miss_if_i_we.html
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Re: Sick burn, Brokaw
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2016, 05:06:34 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 14, 2016, 04:19:15 PM
Tells Ole Miss grads that he'd have to use smaller words in Tuscaloosa.

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/05/tom_brokaw_at_ole_miss_if_i_we.html
Tom ain't telling us anything we didn't already know.
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Re: Sick burn, Brokaw
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2016, 05:20:34 PM »
Never knew Brokejaw and Tosh were related.
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Re: Sick burn, Brokaw
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2016, 06:20:07 PM »
Over/Under on the number of "how many championships you got, Brokaw" emails and tweets he gets?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Sick burn, Brokaw
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2016, 07:05:09 AM »
Over 1000. In defense of Tom, I believe he would speak Latin at SPUAT, therefore giving credence to his comment. Of course, the gumps wouldn't understand that.

"Alabama at si loqui velim exiguis uti".
« Last Edit: May 15, 2016, 07:12:45 AM by bottomfeeder »
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Re: Sick burn, Brokaw
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2016, 09:12:28 AM »
Ole Miss inexplicably owns them right now. I figure CBS will only mention this 20 times in the two of that September game.
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Re: Sick burn, Brokaw
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2016, 10:05:29 AM »
Quote from: The Six on May 15, 2016, 09:12:28 AM
Ole Miss inexplicably owns them right now. I figure CBS will only mention this 20 times in the two of that September game.

Hence the NCAA investigation.
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2016, 09:58:36 PM »
Oh my GOD. 

After several days of bragging about how Bammer "owned" Tom Brokaw on the twitters (based on some agonizingly weak retorts and a pee wee Herman pussified official response); after asking dimwitted tide players what they thought about Brokaw's terrible affront; after focusing more on that than the felony drug arrests..... 

John Archibald drops this fucking turd:

http://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/2016/05/what_tom_brokaws_joke_says_abo.html#incart_river_mobile_home_pop

Brokaw's awful attack represents all that's wrong with society.  It's a reflection of human decline. 


Oh my god.  Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck John Archibald.
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Re: Sick burn, Brokaw
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2016, 09:57:09 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on May 19, 2016, 09:58:36 PM
Oh my GOD. 

After several days of bragging about how Bammer "owned" Tom Brokaw on the twitters (based on some agonizingly weak retorts and a pee wee Herman pussified official response); after asking dimwitted tide players what they thought about Brokaw's terrible affront; after focusing more on that than the felony drug arrests..... 

John Archibald drops this fucking turd:

http://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/2016/05/what_tom_brokaws_joke_says_abo.html#incart_river_mobile_home_pop

Brokaw's awful attack represents all that's wrong with society.  It's a reflection of human decline. 


Oh my god.  Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck John Archibald.

I do think that one day you will die of a stroke from reading al.com.  I worry about you my friend.  I picture this.
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Re: Sick burn, Brokaw
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2016, 11:17:03 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 20, 2016, 09:57:09 AM
I do think that one day you will die of a stroke from reading al.com.  I worry about you my friend.  I picture this.


It's more:
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2016, 11:51:11 AM »
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Re: Sick burn, Brokaw
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2016, 11:58:29 AM »
I want it to be this.

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Re: Sick burn, Brokaw
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2016, 12:01:00 PM »
Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
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Re: Sick burn, Brokaw
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2016, 12:12:35 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on May 20, 2016, 11:58:29 AM
I want it to be this.



Occasionally - some would say often - I get this instead:

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Re: Sick burn, Brokaw
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2016, 12:38:37 PM »
Quote from: The Six on May 20, 2016, 12:01:00 PM
Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

Anger is a gift.
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« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2016, 12:58:42 PM »
Quote from: The Six on May 20, 2016, 12:01:00 PM
Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

"Keeps me warm".
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Re: Sick burn, Brokaw
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2016, 01:22:46 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on May 20, 2016, 12:58:42 PM
"Keeps me warm".

Early bird get the worm.
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« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2016, 01:24:07 PM »
If we are being honest, barely controlled rage is what motivates me.  Every day. 
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« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2016, 01:29:35 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on May 20, 2016, 01:24:07 PM
If we are being honest, barely controlled rage is what motivates me.  Every day.

I'd hate to see your uncontrolled rage.  :jaw:
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« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2016, 02:20:21 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 20, 2016, 01:29:35 PM
I'd hate to see your uncontrolled rage.  :jaw:

Only happened like three times that I remember. 

It's not something anybody needs to see. 
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