Tough ho to blow. Wait...tough row to hoe.
Let's take a closer look at the Hogs' run in 2016:
Louisiana Tech -
WIN Hogs fans will be swolen as Bert's gut with pride.
(1-0)@ TCU -
LOSS Pride will f with them and so with Gary Patterson. They get whipped here.
(1-1)Texas State -
WIN. Snooze of a game unless Smash Williams goes off for the Bobcats.
(2-1)@ Texas A&M -
LOSS. Could be a toss up though. aTm may be a tire fire waiting to ignite. Hard to call. Give home team advantage.
(2-2)Alcorn State -
WIN. Justice department files injunction against Arkansas for a hate crime.
(3-2)Alabama -
LOSS. 'Bama won't be "all that" this year but they aren't going to job to these schmoes.
(3-3)Ole Miss -
LOSS. Bucky Holy Beaver finds a way to get by again.
(3-4)@ Auburn -
LOSS. Calling it now. Media will all pick Arkansas and Auburn will make that look stupid. Bert doesn't shake hands afterwards either.
(3-5)OFF - The entire bye week of Arkansas sports radio will be discussion of Bert's buyout and who is on the short list. Jon Gruden will be top choice, of course.
Florida -
LOSS. Jim McElwain is a pud in training but he's doing it well in Swampville. Too hard of a road game.
(3-6) LSU -
LOSS. Revenge of the Hat. Les ain't going down easy, folks. The heat is at sub-atomic levels under Bert's seat now.
(3-7) @ Mississippi State -
LOSS. This is the one where the reactor will go full nuclear and meltdown will occur. He's fired by Monday with the opportunity to coach the last game.
(3-8) @ Missouri -
WIN. The only team worse than Mizzou in the East is Vandy but not by much.
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