Fat Bert reads this boarding

[Kaos]

Y'all are making this too hard. 

Forget declaring and not declaring. 

Every redshirt sophomore, junior and senior is eligible.  All of them. 

Move the draft back to the first week in February. 

Player gets drafted he can take the deal or choose to come back and hope to increase his stock. 

Won't work?  Ask MLB.  Seems fine there. 

[jmar]

Let's take a closer look at the Hogs' run in 2016:

Louisiana Tech - WIN Hogs fans will be swolen as Bert's gut with pride. (1-0)

@ TCU - LOSS Pride will f with them and so with Gary Patterson. They get whipped here. (1-1)

Texas State - WIN. Snooze of a game unless Smash Williams goes off for the Bobcats. (2-1)

@ Texas A&M - LOSS. Could be a toss up though. aTm may be a tire fire waiting to ignite. Hard to call. Give home team advantage. (2-2)

Alcorn State - WIN. Justice department files injunction against Arkansas for a hate crime. (3-2)

Alabama - LOSS. 'Bama won't be "all that" this year but they aren't going to job to these schmoes. (3-3)

Ole Miss - LOSS. Bucky Holy Beaver finds a way to get by again. (3-4)

@ Auburn - LOSS. Calling it now. Media will all pick Arkansas and Auburn will make that look stupid. Bert doesn't shake hands afterwards either. (3-5)

OFF - The entire bye week of Arkansas sports radio will be discussion of Bert's buyout and who is on the short list. Jon Gruden will be top choice, of course.

Florida - LOSS. Jim McElwain is a pud in training but he's doing it well in Swampville. Too hard of a road game. (3-6)

LSU - LOSS. Revenge of the Hat. Les ain't going down easy, folks. The heat is at sub-atomic levels under Bert's seat now. (3-7)

@ Mississippi State - LOSS. This is the one where the reactor will go full nuclear and meltdown will occur. He's fired by Monday with the opportunity to coach the last game. (3-8)

@ Missouri - WIN. The only team worse than Mizzou in the East is Vandy but not by much. (4-8)[

You must be bucking for a spot on the opening page feller.

[War Eagle!!!]

Move the draft back to the first week in February. 

That will never happen. Too close to Superbowl and the NFL knows how to make their league a focus for 12 months a year. There is no way the NFL would do this in order to "improve" the process for rookies.

[Snaggletiger]

Y'all are making this too hard. 

Forget declaring and not declaring. 

Every redshirt sophomore, junior and senior is eligible.  All of them. 

Move the draft back to the first week in February. 

Player gets drafted he can take the deal or choose to come back and hope to increase his stock. 

Won't work?  Ask MLB.  Seems fine there.

Pffffft. It'll never work.  Take your perfectly logical plan and get out of here.

To modify my own post after seeing what WE!!! wrote, "it'll never work".  K's plan would be great but the NFL is not going to give up those months of combine coverage, Pro Days, documentaries on guys preparing for the draft and 483 straight hours of Mel Kiper's hair.

[Hogwally]

Let's take a closer look at the Hogs' run in 2016:

Louisiana Tech - WIN Hogs fans will be swolen as Bert's gut with pride. (1-0)

@ TCU - LOSS Pride will f with them and so with Gary Patterson. They get whipped here. (1-1)

Texas State - WIN. Snooze of a game unless Smash Williams goes off for the Bobcats. (2-1)

@ Texas A&M - LOSS. Could be a toss up though. aTm may be a tire fire waiting to ignite. Hard to call. Give home team advantage. (2-2)

Alcorn State - WIN. Justice department files injunction against Arkansas for a hate crime. (3-2)

Alabama - LOSS. 'Bama won't be "all that" this year but they aren't going to job to these schmoes. (3-3)

Ole Miss - LOSS. Bucky Holy Beaver finds a way to get by again. (3-4)

@ Auburn - LOSS. Calling it now. Media will all pick Arkansas and Auburn will make that look stupid. Bert doesn't shake hands afterwards either. (3-5)

OFF - The entire bye week of Arkansas sports radio will be discussion of Bert's buyout and who is on the short list. Jon Gruden will be top choice, of course.

Florida - LOSS. Jim McElwain is a pud in training but he's doing it well in Swampville. Too hard of a road game. (3-6)

LSU - LOSS. Revenge of the Hat. Les ain't going down easy, folks. The heat is at sub-atomic levels under Bert's seat now. (3-7)

@ Mississippi State - LOSS. This is the one where the reactor will go full nuclear and meltdown will occur. He's fired by Monday with the opportunity to coach the last game. (3-8)

@ Missouri - WIN. The only team worse than Mizzou in the East is Vandy but not by much. (4-8)

4-8?  Don't have a lot of money, but I'd be willing to bet a small amount that the hogs win at least five if you are interested.

[The Six]

4-8?  Don't have a lot of money, but I'd be willing to bet a small amount that the hogs win at least five if you are interested.

Clearly you didn't see the tongue in cheek way I did all that. It's May. No one knows jack squat about anything related to these teams yet. I was bored for a few minutes and didn't feel like posting about race, politics, bathrooms, gun control, or Caddyshack references. If you really want to know (and you would be in the minority), ask me in August.

[Kaos]

didn't feel like posting about race, politics, bathrooms, gun control, or Caddyshack references.

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[GH2001]

4-8?  Don't have a lot of money, but I'd be willing to bet a small amount that the hogs win at least five if you are interested.

The hungry fish bites.

[bottomfeeder]

4-8?  Don't have a lot of money, but I'd be willing to bet a small amount that the hogs win at least five if you are interested.

See five wins too, counting the bye week as a moral victory.

[Snaggletiger]

4-8?  Don't have a lot of money, but I'd be willing to bet a small amount that the hogs win at least five if you are interested.

Isn't the QB for you guys the brother of the starter the last couple of years?  How does he compare with big bro?

[Buzz Killington]

4-8?  Don't have a lot of money, but I'd be willing to bet a small amount that the hogs win at least five if you are interested.

Lonely all the way out there on that limb?

[The Six]

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i reject your reality and substitute my own.