Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  1. Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  2. The Library
  3. Broun Hall
  4. Wiper Question
« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Wiper Question

  • 14 Replies
  • 4865 Views

WiregrassTiger

  • *
  • 12237
  • Don't touch Tappy, he's a service tiger.
Wiper Question
« on: May 04, 2016, 10:46:26 AM »
If I get a new phone and install Wiper, can I delete texts made from old phone (which didn't have wiper app)?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Like my posts on www.tigersx.com

The Six

  • ***
  • 4580
  • Leaning on a broken fence b/t past & present tense
    • My Linktree
Re: Wiper Question
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2016, 11:19:45 AM »
Want to "wipe" your phone? I recommend 5-7 rounds from a high-powered handgun at close range followed by a fire pit burning of the contents. That's if you haven't used the "cloud" to back anything up from it. If you have, good luck. Edward Snowden  could probably retrieve your data if you can find him.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"I'm sick of following my dreams...I'm just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedberg

bottomfeeder

  • ***
  • 4681
  • We're screwed.
Re: Wiper Question
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2016, 11:34:35 AM »
From the title of the thread, my first thought was he's installing a bidet.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2016, 10:24:48 AM by bottomfeeder »
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

GH2001

  • *
  • 23852
  • I'm a Miller guy. Always been. Since I was like, 8
Re: Wiper Question
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2016, 11:35:25 AM »
Glad I have to worry about none of this shit on my Motorola flip phone.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
WDE

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Wiper Question
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2016, 11:49:19 AM »
I thought it was going to be sitter or stander?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans

Auburn Forum

GH2001

  • *
  • 23852
  • I'm a Miller guy. Always been. Since I was like, 8
Re: Wiper Question
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2016, 12:01:17 PM »
Remember ladies, wipe from front to back and not vice versa.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
WDE

djsimp

  • *
  • 13946
  • Why don't you blow me ump!
Re: Wiper Question
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2016, 12:02:18 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 04, 2016, 11:49:19 AM
I thought it was going to be sitter or stander?

I was ready to give specific instructions on how to properly roll up the tp.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Wiper Question
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2016, 12:28:34 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on May 04, 2016, 12:02:18 PM
I was ready to give specific instructions on how to properly roll up the tp.
Been trying to give the 5yr old instructions
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans

Auburn Forum

WiregrassTiger

  • *
  • 12237
  • Don't touch Tappy, he's a service tiger.
Re: Wiper Question
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2016, 02:04:12 PM »
Thanks so much for all the help guys. You've gone above and beyond as usual.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Like my posts on www.tigersx.com

CCTAU

  • *
  • 13061
  • War Eagle!
Re: Wiper Question
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2016, 02:07:37 PM »
I've got to go to India in June. Will this app help me? Or will it just make my screen dirty and smell like shit? (not that I would notice)
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

GH2001

  • *
  • 23852
  • I'm a Miller guy. Always been. Since I was like, 8
Re: Wiper Question
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2016, 02:23:57 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on May 04, 2016, 02:07:37 PM
I've got to go to India in June. Will this app help me? Or will it just make my screen dirty and smell like shit? (not that I would notice)

Combination of curry and must.

Mmmmm curry.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
WDE

CCTAU

  • *
  • 13061
  • War Eagle!
Re: Wiper Question
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2016, 08:05:02 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on May 04, 2016, 02:23:57 PM
Combination of curry and must.

Mmmmm curry.

I will be taking packets of tuna!
And maybe a water filter bottle!

I'm sure I'll lose a few pounds. I just don't want it to be from bleeding!
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

GH2001

  • *
  • 23852
  • I'm a Miller guy. Always been. Since I was like, 8
Re: Wiper Question
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2016, 09:26:02 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on May 04, 2016, 08:05:02 PM
I will be taking packets of tuna!
And maybe a water filter bottle!

I'm sure I'll lose a few pounds. I just don't want it to be from bleeding!

Or explosive diarrhea.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
WDE

djsimp

  • *
  • 13946
  • Why don't you blow me ump!
Re: Wiper Question
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2016, 10:40:56 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 04, 2016, 12:28:34 PM
Been trying to give the 5yr old instructions

Its very important to learn since 5yr olds rarely wash their hands unless continually reminded.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Wiper Question
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2016, 11:25:50 AM »

Most amusing sir....WIPERS!!!
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans

Auburn Forum
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
  1. Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  2. The Library
  3. Broun Hall
  4. Wiper Question