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Gluten is the new vegan!
« on: April 29, 2016, 12:32:50 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Gluten is the new vegan!
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2016, 12:59:50 PM »
Oh damn, I have family that's not far off from that.  The mother has diagnosed herself and all her kids as gluten intolerant.  One of her boys was with us on vacation and we were talking about where we were going to eat.  Somebody mentioned a certain food.

Oh, I can't eat that.

Why not.

It's got gluten in it.

So you're allergic to gluten?

Uh huh

What happens if you eat it?

I don't know.

Mama say gluten causes every ailment under the sun.
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Re: Gluten is the new vegan!
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2016, 01:06:02 PM »
These people are a bunch of whack jobs.  I ask for extra glutens
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Gluten is the new vegan!
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2016, 01:09:49 PM »
I ate Elmer's gluten as a kid but to my knowledge haven't had it in many years. I do sniff some occasionally. I like to sniff pussy too.
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Re: Gluten is the new vegan!
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2016, 01:11:37 PM »
If you eat gluten, it'll make your dick fly off.
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Re: Gluten is the new vegan!
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2016, 01:28:49 PM »
Gluten killed my grandfather!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Gluten is the new vegan!
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2016, 01:57:27 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 29, 2016, 01:28:49 PM
Gluten killed my grandfather!

Really?  Mine too.  That's so weird.
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Re: Gluten is the new vegan!
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2016, 02:06:04 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2016, 01:57:27 PM
Really?  Mine too.  That's so weird.

Jeff Gluten.  Shot him right in the head.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Gluten is the new vegan!
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2016, 02:08:02 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 29, 2016, 02:06:04 PM
Jeff Gluten.  Shot him right in the head.

I'm not happy about what he did, but you have to admit that Jeff Gluten is one hell of a man.

To Jeff Gluten. :bar:
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Re: Gluten is the new vegan!
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2016, 03:06:58 PM »
as long as the gluten is organic then gluten doesn't bother me.
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Re: Gluten is the new vegan!
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2016, 03:28:54 PM »
Quote from: chinook on April 29, 2016, 03:06:58 PM
as long as the gluten is organic then gluten doesn't bother me.

This....wait...what?

Speaking of organic, I've never been into that and don't get what the fuss or reasoning behind it is.  We were in the ATL this past Sunday and some friends we were meeting suggested this restaurant, "5 Seasons Brewery".  Brewery?  Okay, I'm game.  Just about everything on the menu was organic this and organic that.  Had to google chrome some of the items and finally decided since it was still before lunch on something called 2 potato skillet and eggs.  Basically hash browns cooked in a skillet with a couple of scrambled eggs. How do you screw up eggs and hash browns?  You can't, unless they're ORGANIC eggs.  Sweet Haysus, who came up with that shit? When a man can't polish off a couple of scrambled chicken eggs, you need to kick out all those skinny jeans hipster gheys and shut that bitch down.
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Re: Gluten is the new vegan!
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2016, 05:51:25 AM »
Glutton's for glutens. We're all gonna die.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2016, 06:27:00 AM by jmar »
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Re: Gluten is the new vegan!
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2016, 07:12:37 AM »
The gluten free craze is one of the biggest scams pulled on mankind.
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Re: Gluten is the new vegan!
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2016, 12:26:25 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on April 30, 2016, 07:12:37 AM
The gluten free craze is one of the biggest scams pulled on mankind.


Yup, the less product in a product is more expensive. :huh:
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