Why MSU is MSU

[Kaos]

"A letter to Dak"



When this guy is the greatest player in program history, when you're compelled to craft a video love letter to his punched out in PCB, drunk driving ass?  You are one sorry ass football program. 

"Our greatest champion" 

He was 23-10 as a starter. 

In 2013 he picked up huge wins over Alcorn, Blowing Green and Troy, but was shitty against AU, SC and LSU.
In 2014 they were 10-3, losing three of their last four games including a bitch slap by Ole Miss and a thrashing by GT in the Orange Bowl.
In 2015 they were 9-4, next to last in the West, got drilled by A&M, skull fucked by Bama and punked by Ole Miss. 

This is their "greatest champion"?   Fuck.

[Godfather]

This is their "greatest champion"?   Fuck.

It's Miss State

[Snaggletiger]

Dear Patrick Nix.  Thank you for going 18-5-1 as Auburn's QB.  And yes, I am including the 93' Bama game.  I know you didn't start but in the hearts of Auburn men and women, you won that game.  You will always be our hero and one of the greatest average QB's Auburn has ever had.  Again, many heartfelt thanks.

[Buzz Killington]

Dear Patrick Nix.  Thank you for going 18-5-1 as Auburn's QB.  And yes, I am including the 93' Bama game.  I know you didn't start but in the hearts of Auburn men and women, you won that game.  You will always be our hero and one of the greatest average QB's Auburn has ever had.  Again, many heartfelt thanks.

P.S. Please say hello to Jeff Burger at the next Heroes of Auburn luncheon for me.

[GH2001]

Dear Patrick Nix.  Thank you for going 18-5-1 as Auburn's QB.  And yes, I am including the 93' Bama game.  I know you didn't start but in the hearts of Auburn men and women, you won that game.  You will always be our hero and one of the greatest average QB's Auburn has ever had.  Again, many heartfelt thanks.

 

[Snaggletiger]

P.S. Please say hello to Jeff Burger at the next Heroes of Auburn luncheon for me.

Hey, hey, hey....watch that shit.  Jeff Burger was my favorite all time AU QB until Cam.  He'd beat your ass on the field and pull a gun on you at the Krystal Burger.  Plus, he led Auburn to victory over Florida after being forced to sit out for one whole play.  Greatest comeback in AU history.

[The Six]

It is Mississippi State. Unless we are playing old Jerry Clower jokes, I don't see a reason to care.
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[jmar]

It is Mississippi State. Unless we are playing old Jerry Clower jokes, I don't see a reason to care.
/thread

Still like the "Coon Huntin' Monkey" bit.

[Kaos]

It is Mississippi State. Unless we are playing old Jerry Clower jokes, I don't see a reason to care.
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^ not arbiter of shit.

Mockery of alleged rivals is always allowed. 

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[The Six]

Still like the "Coon Huntin' Monkey" bit.

That is a good one.

[The Six]

^ not arbiter of shoot.

Mockery of alleged rivals is always allowed. 

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Mississippi State a rival? Since when? Pffffffftttttttttttttttttt!

[Snaggletiger]

Mississippi State a rival? Since when? Pffffffftttttttttttttttttt!

It's a heated rivalry.  We're only 61-26-2 against them.  Things are really tightening up.

[chinook]

It's a heated rivalry.  We're only 61-26-2 against them.  Things are really tightening up.

3 - 2.

[Snaggletiger]

3 - 2.

Defense Clap Clap.

[Pell City Tiger]

Still like the "Coon Huntin' Monkey" bit.

Truth! Newgene and the lion is pretty damn funny, too!

[Kaos]

Mississippi State a rival? Since when? Pffffffftttttttttttttttttt!

Damn son.  Do you know know the meaning of the word "alleged"?

I've lived amongst them.  They consider our programs as being essentially the same.  They count themselves in the "just below Bama" tier along with LSU and us.  Below that is the A&M, Arkanss and Ole Miss tier. 

That's truly their mindset. They consider us rivals.  They rate Dak as the second best QB in SEC history just behind Tebow.  He's a better passer than cam and stronger in the open field.  Gonna challenge him as one of the league's best. 

They consider us equals.  And rivals.  Thus mockery.

Do I consider MSU a rival? Fuck no.  I expect to beat them every season. They don't cross my mind normally.    There's typically suckage coming when we don't beat them.  But when they create some fawning horseshit like this?  It deserves a hearty laugh.  And a derisive "fuck you"   

[GH2001]

Damn son.  Do you know know the meaning of the word "alleged"?

I've lived amongst them.  They consider our programs as being essentially the same.  They count themselves in the "just below Bama" tier along with LSU and us.  Below that is the A&M, Arkanss and Ole Miss tier. 

That's truly their mindset. They consider us rivals.  They rate Dak as the second best QB in SEC history just behind Tebow.  He's a better passer than cam and stronger in the open field.  Gonna challenge him as one of the league's best. 

They consider us equals.  And rivals.  Thus mockery.

Do I consider MSU a rival? Fuck no.  I expect to beat them every season. They don't cross my mind normally.    There's typically suckage coming when we don't beat them.  But when they create some fawning horseshit like this?  It deserves a hearty laugh.  And a derisive "fuck you"

But is it a decent school?

[Kaos]

But is it a decent school?

I didn't learn shit there.  It's like a glorified community college.  It definitely doesn't provide the "college experience" by any stretch of the imagination.  Haven't been there in years except to go to a game and leave immediately thereafter, but the campus was ugly, the facilities were shit and the level of education was pretty bad. 

[Godfather]

But is it a decent school?

It's Miss State

[GH2001]

It's Miss State

I knew it as a shitty school (and town). But I really wanted to hear it put in words only kaos can write. He uses those real inflammatory and offensive words real pretty. It's beautiful.