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Let The Tomatoes Fly
« on: April 22, 2016, 11:38:41 AM »
May your Quarter Pounder w/Cheese be tomato free and you shoot par golf this afternoon.

Happy Birfday, K.   :bar:
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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2016, 11:40:37 AM »
Happy Happy you grouchy old tomato hating, KISS loving fuck.

Love you!
« Last Edit: April 22, 2016, 03:21:47 PM by Godfather »
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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2016, 11:59:14 AM »
unkeen=Kaos   happy birfday

« Last Edit: April 22, 2016, 12:02:34 PM by dallaswareagle »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2016, 12:54:35 PM »
Happy birthday! We're passing the hat to send you a singing Prowlergram. Enjoy it.
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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2016, 12:59:27 PM »
I actually feel sorry that so few people have posted in your birthday thread. And 2 of them aren't very popular on here. One is universally hated. Let this be a lesson that you should build more bridges rather than burning them.

At your age, you don't have much time for fence mending though.
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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2016, 01:28:26 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 22, 2016, 12:59:27 PM
I actually feel sorry that so few people have posted in your birthday thread. And 2 of them aren't very popular on here. One is universally hated. Let this be a lesson that you should build more bridges rather than burning them.

At your age, you don't have much time for fence mending though.


I got a better shot of being voted "Most popular" 
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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2016, 01:59:08 PM »
Happy Birthday, you big 'ol beer swiling, tomato eating teddy bear!
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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2016, 02:13:47 PM »
Happy birthday ole wise one.

Keep the faith!
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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2016, 03:06:49 PM »
Happy Birthday.  I hope it was filled with snarky assholes.
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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2016, 04:43:35 PM »
Happy Birthday you overly verbose magniloquent asshole.  Try to have a good evening without shitting on some transgendered's windshield.

But if you do end up having to shit, make sure you shit on the proper car window. I can't live through a debate of which windshield you should identify with before shitting.
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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2016, 05:14:02 PM »
Grassy ass to all. 

Your thoughts are appreciated particularly given the fact that I'm the world's worst at contributing to or even remembering to contribute to threads of this nature. 

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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2016, 05:20:51 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 22, 2016, 05:14:02 PM
Grassy ass to all. 

Your thoughts are appreciated particularly given the fact that I'm the world's worst at contributing to or even remembering to contribute to threads of this nature.

Once a year I am glad for this.    :clap:
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2016, 05:38:49 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 22, 2016, 05:14:02 PM
Grassy ass to all. 

Your thoughts are appreciated particularly given the fact that I'm the world's worst at contributing to or even remembering to contribute to threads of this nature.
That's ok. It just means that you're a dick and we're not.
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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2016, 07:53:55 PM »
Happy Birthday to you



You're still a snot nose kiddie punk

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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2016, 09:22:28 PM »
Happy Birthday, I guess. I'm having a mater sammich fer ya.
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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2016, 12:33:30 AM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2016, 02:46:21 AM »
Happy Birthday Galen!
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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2016, 08:05:30 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on April 23, 2016, 02:46:21 AM
Happy Birthday Galen!

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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2016, 10:25:38 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 23, 2016, 08:05:30 AM
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Re: Let The Tomatoes Fly
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2016, 04:09:05 PM »
Shot my age today.  On the front nine.  Fuck golf. 
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