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Louisiana Mon Opener
« on: August 23, 2008, 10:15:54 AM »
Anyone with seasons not going to the opening game?  My brother would like to take his 6 year old son to his first ever Auburn game, but doesn't want to book a flight till he has tickets.   Anyone?
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Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2008, 08:21:46 AM »
Quote from: BK AU on August 23, 2008, 10:15:54 AM
Anyone with seasons not going to the opening game?  My brother would like to take his 6 year old son to his first ever Auburn game, but doesn't want to book a flight till he has tickets.   Anyone?

Tell your pussy ass brother to book the flight and make his own posts.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2008, 08:38:16 AM »
He has waited until the child is 6 to take him to his first game?  I realize it is a long trip and all, but 6? 

Has the child been circumcised yet?  Is he potty trained?  I mean, if he has waited six long years before he takes him to Mecca, in what other area has he been negligent?  Do they still feed him Gerber's?

I am contacting the South Florida office of DHR TODAY. 

And just for the record, it's LA-Monroe.  Tickets will be easier than Chad after five Mojitos. 
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Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2008, 09:18:13 AM »
Quote from: BK AU on August 23, 2008, 10:15:54 AM
Anyone with seasons not going to the opening game?  My brother would like to take his 6 year old son to his first ever Auburn game, but doesn't want to book a flight till he has tickets.   Anyone?

I've got 2 that I'll sell at face value ($35/ticket).  Give me a call if he still needs them.

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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2008, 12:11:58 PM »
Tell him he can pick 2 up off the ground on the way in.  At very worst, he'll drop $5.00 apiece on the open market 10 minutes before kick off.
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2008, 02:23:25 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on August 25, 2008, 12:11:58 PM
Tell him he can pick 2 up off the ground on the way in.  At very worst, he'll drop $5.00 apiece on the open market 10 minutes before kick off.

You realize that we are destroying Orge's profit margin.
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2008, 02:24:11 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on August 25, 2008, 02:23:25 PM
You realize that we are destroying Orge's profit margin.

The day walker has no business trying to get full price from AU folks for that game. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2008, 07:49:50 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 25, 2008, 02:24:11 PM
The day walker has no business trying to get full price from AU folks for that game. 

Fuck all that namby-pamby feelgoodism bullshit.  I wantsta get paid!
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2008, 01:15:45 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 25, 2008, 02:24:11 PM
The day walker has no business trying to get full price from AU folks for that game. 
hah, Howard, you going to be at the game?
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2008, 08:43:55 AM »
Quote from: AWK on August 26, 2008, 01:15:45 AM
hah, Howard, you going to be at the game?

Does the pope wear a funny hat?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2008, 09:02:48 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 26, 2008, 08:43:55 AM
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

What do you mean funny?  Like he amuses you?  Like he's a clown?
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2008, 09:24:05 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 26, 2008, 08:43:55 AM
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Well shit, then I guess we need to drink a few pre-game.
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2008, 11:19:14 AM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on August 26, 2008, 09:02:48 AM
What do you mean funny?  Like he amuses you?  Like he's a clown?

"You know.  Just funny."

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2008, 12:43:10 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 26, 2008, 08:43:55 AM
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Yeah, Glenn, I guess it is kind of funny.
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Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2008, 12:43:48 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on August 25, 2008, 07:49:50 PM
Fuck all that namby-pamby feelgoodism bullshit.  I wantsta get paid!

You're clearly not an Auburn Man and have not read the Auburn Creed. 
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Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2008, 12:48:25 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 26, 2008, 12:43:48 PM
You're clearly not an Auburn Man and have not read the Auburn Creed. 

Daywalkers only have allegiance to the night.
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