The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!

[Buzz Killington]

And we are now in the 5 year window of winning a championship, Cubs fans are not allowed to bitch about their team.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  What will I do in April now?

[Snaggletiger]

Baddest man in the whole damn town.

Well, he used to be.  Now he just looks like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone.

[djsimp]

I will just leave this here.....again.

[AUJarhead]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  What will I do in April now?

Make fun of the only one in the group text without a world series win in his lifetime?

[dallaswareagle]

I've watched the ESPN special on Bartman several times and each time it makes me hate Cubs' fans more.  JK Buzz.  I really felt for the guy and that crowd literally wanted to kill him.  As many times as I've seen that replay, I still don't think he did anything wrong...or at least anything different than 100% of the fans would have done and those around him tried to do.  I would have tried to catch it. You shittin' me?

Then I would have grabbed my crotch and told Alou to go fuck himself.

I think they may have cut him some slack if he'd at least caught it.

[dallaswareagle]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  What will I do in April now?

Do what the rest of us do, wish the back-up QB would start.

[Token]

I told you they'd blow it in the playoffs.

[Buzz Killington]

Make fun of the only one in the group text without a world series win in his lifetime?

You, sir, are a life saver.

[GH2001]

You, sir, are a life saver.

Wait, there is someone on here who likes a team that hasn't won one? Poor guy.

[War Eagle!!!]

Well, I could #flytheW or change my avatar to the Cubs winning like all the other bandwagoners that I had no idea were Cubs fans...

[Buzz Killington]

Well, I could #flytheW or change my avatar to the Cubs winning like all the other bandwagoners that I had no idea were Cubs fans...

Too bad your team didn't make it that far or I could change your avatar to #flytheW

[chinook]

Too bad your team didn't make it that far or I could change your avatar to #flytheW

or the Rangers logo...captioned with "got none".

[dallaswareagle]

or the Rangers logo...captioned with "got none".

Almost the buffalo bills of baseball. 

[jmar]

Almost the buffalo bills of baseball.

I like dallaswareagle / hate the entire state of Texas.

[djsimp]

or the Rangers logo...captioned with "got none".

Or a naked picture of Prince Fielder.

[GH2001]

Well, I could #flytheW or change my avatar to the Cubs winning like all the other bandwagoners that I had no idea were Cubs fans...

Have the Gloryholes won the last 40 years? If not then aut1 would like to join you for a beer.

Edit: yep looks like I missed their title in 1983. Sorry we!! , aut1 won't be joining your party.

[Buzz Killington]

When do pitchers and catchers report?

[AUJarhead]

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
-Rogers Hornsby