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The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!

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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #100 on: May 17, 2016, 10:26:51 PM »
It took them long enough. But truthfully, this is on management, not coaching. (not that he was that great)


http://www.foxsports.com/south/story/braves-fire-manager-fredi-gonzalez-after-9-28-start-051716
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #101 on: May 20, 2016, 10:41:35 AM »
It took them long enough. But truthfully, this is on management, not coaching. (not that he was that great)


http://www.foxsports.com/south/story/braves-fire-manager-fredi-gonzalez-after-9-28-start-051716

So you hand me two pieces of cardboard, a half roll of electrical tape, a pair of broken scissors, six sticks of chewing gum and a box of thumbtacks and tell me to build a car.  When I don't, you fire me. 

Okay. 
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #102 on: May 20, 2016, 12:55:42 PM »
So you hand me two pieces of cardboard, a half roll of electrical tape, a pair of broken scissors, six sticks of chewing gum and a box of thumbtacks and tell me to build a car.  When I don't, you fire me. 

Okay.

Well to be fair, he is hispanic. He might have needed some wood too...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #103 on: May 20, 2016, 01:19:55 PM »
So you hand me two pieces of cardboard, a half roll of electrical tape, a pair of broken scissors, six sticks of chewing gum and a box of thumbtacks and tell me to build a car.  When I don't, you fire me. 

Okay.

So your no MacGyver.  Got it. 
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #104 on: June 03, 2016, 11:16:45 AM »
In less than 48 hours, I'm going to attempt to turn Buzz into a Cardinals fan.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #105 on: June 03, 2016, 11:35:06 AM »
In less than 48 hours, I'm going to attempt to turn Buzz into a Cardinals fan.

Well, he is fond of baby birds.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #106 on: June 03, 2016, 01:13:47 PM »
Well, he is fond of baby birds.

Among other things.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #107 on: June 03, 2016, 02:12:41 PM »
In less than 48 hours, I'm going to attempt to turn Buzz into a Cardinals fan.

Will I get booed out of there if I show up in these?
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #108 on: June 03, 2016, 03:06:48 PM »
Do those have a dick hole for the baby bird?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #109 on: June 03, 2016, 03:28:56 PM »
Will I get booed out of there if I show up in these?


You should wear your new jersey with them.

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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #110 on: June 03, 2016, 04:43:09 PM »
You wear that jersey and pants, you'll be asking this guy to get directions out of downtown:



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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #111 on: June 03, 2016, 04:44:51 PM »
Roll 'em up, kids
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #112 on: June 03, 2016, 06:13:11 PM »
You wear that jersey and pants, you'll be asking this guy to get directions out of downtown:



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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #113 on: June 05, 2016, 07:56:30 PM »
So Arietta takes his first loss of the season to the Dbacks
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #114 on: June 06, 2016, 10:14:39 AM »
You wear that jersey and pants, you'll be asking this guy to get directions out of downtown:



Man fuck yo momma
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #115 on: June 07, 2016, 11:20:36 PM »
Another baseball fight. Between Royals and Os.  All of these talking heads can say what they want....you throw at me twice hitting me in ribs/back area with 100mph fastball after you shook off the fucking curve ball, if I'm about to charge the mound you better be ready for a fucking fight.

With that said, 100mph in the back and I'm in the dirt.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #116 on: June 07, 2016, 11:54:14 PM »
Another baseball fight. Between Royals and Os.  All of these talking heads can say what they want....you throw at me twice hitting me in ribs/back area with 100mph fastball after you shook off the fucking curve ball, if I'm about to charge the mound you better be ready for a fucking fight.

With that said, 100mph in the back and I'm in the dirt.

I saw that and wondered how he didn't just hit the dirt paralyzed!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #117 on: June 08, 2016, 09:37:25 AM »
So, any reports of a Buzz/Bird conversion? Need pics, embellished stories...
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #118 on: June 08, 2016, 10:19:52 AM »
Another baseball fight. Between Royals and Os.  All of these talking heads can say what they want....you throw at me twice hitting me in ribs/back area with 100mph fastball after you shook off the fucking curve ball, if I'm about to charge the mound you better be ready for a fucking fight.

With that said, 100mph in the back and I'm in the dirt.

I can't objectively comment on this so I won't. I despise machado. He's a punk ass. I snickered when he got hit. He runs his mouth over much of nothing a lot. Karma.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #119 on: June 09, 2016, 02:42:13 AM »
I can't objectively comment on this so I won't. I despise machado. He's a punk ass. I snickered when he got hit. He runs his mouth over much of nothing a lot. Karma.

Hey man, fuck you!
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