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The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!

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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2016, 09:54:34 PM »
Since Wench done r-u-n-d-o-f-f-t...

Who r-u-n-d-o-f-f-t-e-r?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2016, 09:50:02 PM »
Who r-u-n-d-o-f-f-t-e-r?

Dallas.  She hates him.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2016, 10:11:42 PM »
Dallas.  She hates him.
If that's the cause for hauling ass, I'm surprised anyone is left here - even the Russian cialis peddlers.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2016, 10:20:57 PM »
If that's the cause for hauling ass, I'm surprised anyone is left here - even the Russian cialis peddlers.

Hey, SkozlozhopP is still hanging around.  Since he seems like he'll be here for the long haul, I PM'd him my card info for a 6 month supply.  Damn, half a year of Bob-like boners.  I can't wait for that generous swelling of pride.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2016, 10:00:53 AM »
And the Braves move to completely punchless 0-4 with a 12-2 beatdown at the hands of the Cards. This team could set some records, folks.
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« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2016, 04:22:38 PM »
Dear Dave Roberts,

What a bone head move.

VR,
AUT1

Meant to post this earlier, but damn.  You don't pull a guy with one out in the 8th when he is throwing a no-no.  You deserved to lose that game but Stripling didn't deserve to get yanked. 
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2016, 12:33:46 AM »
Cubs Pitcher Arietta hits a HR.  :haha:
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2016, 04:30:21 PM »
Dallas.  She hates him.


But wait, she is my friend on the bookface.  (or was?)
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2016, 11:12:37 AM »
Can the Braves go 0-162? 

They have a chance. 
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2016, 01:02:07 PM »
The Braves - at first I was like  :taunt:

Then I was like ok this is funny  :rofl:

And now I'm like ok this ain't funny  :facepalm:
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« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2016, 10:42:59 PM »
The Braves Bravoooooooos - at first I was like  :taunt:

Then I was like ok this is funny  :rofl:

And now I'm like ok this ain't funny  :facepalm:
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2016, 10:54:39 PM »
0-8.  The streak continues.
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« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2016, 11:27:10 PM »
0-8.  The streak continues.

Just setting them up!

Sad part is, Freddie will get fired because he couldn't make chicken salad out of chicken shit!

Not that I like him or thought he was a good hire, but damn, he got dealt a raw deal.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2016, 11:31:08 PM »
Just setting them up!

Sad part is, Freddie will get fired because he couldn't make chicken salad out of chicken shit!

Not that I like him or thought he was a good hire, but damn, he got dealt a raw deal.

I'm with you to an extent.  Freddie talks a good game but he's been the collapse king even when they had a full compliment of talent.  I really don't think Freddie is the right guy going forward. 
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2016, 11:39:18 PM »
Not to pour salt on this thing, but y'all know that basket the Braves leadership put all their eggs in?  Looks like it just busted.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/braves/2016/04/13/hector-olivera-arrested-assault/82979822/
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2016, 12:21:56 AM »
Not to pour salt on this thing, but y'all know that basket the Braves leadership put all their eggs in?  Looks like it just busted.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/braves/2016/04/13/hector-olivera-arrested-assault/82979822/

Watch them win 10 of the next 12.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2016, 09:32:53 AM »
Not to pour salt on this thing, but y'all know that basket the Braves leadership put all their eggs in?  Looks like it just busted.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/braves/2016/04/13/hector-olivera-arrested-assault/82979822/

We have eggs?
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #37 on: April 14, 2016, 09:40:52 AM »
We have eggs?

Over easy right about now
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2016, 09:44:59 AM »
Over easy right about now

We got that Humpty Dumpty thing going on right now. Let's see, the Nationals are 6-1.  Guess who all 6 wins came against?
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2016, 01:17:42 PM »
I'm with you to an extent.  Freddie talks a good game but he's been the collapse king even when they had a full compliment of talent.  I really don't think Freddie is the right guy going forward.

Right.

He should be canned. But nothing to do with 0-8 or anything this year. Honestly should have been gone 18 months ago. But I'm almost thinking he was kept around on purpose to be the scapegoat for this seeing as how they were going to probably fire him anyway.
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