The teacher asks her 4th grade class the question, "When you go to Heaven, what part of you gets there first?"
Brittany raises her hand and says, "It's your head because that's the highest part of your body".
Well that's a good guess Brittany but it's not what I'm looking for.
Timmy says, "I know, it's your hands because if you raise your hands over your head, they're higher than your head so your hands would get to Heaven first."
That's also a good guess Timmy but not quite right.
Little Johnny blurts out, "It's your feet. Your feet get to Heaven first."
No, it's not your feet but why would you say that, Johnny?
Because last night, I heard a bunch of noise coming from Mama and Daddy's bedroom so I went down there to see what was wrong. When I opened the door, Mama's feet were up in the air and she was hollering, "Oh Jesus, I'm coming."
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