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Saniflush

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Roast me
« on: April 04, 2016, 11:25:40 AM »
When I saw it I thought it was going to be a spit roast but this is almost as good.


https://twitter.com/officialroastme

You fuckers have not kept me up to date on funny shit.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Roast me
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2016, 11:44:37 AM »
We figured you were tied up with your new domestic responsibilities.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Saniflush

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Re: Roast me
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2016, 01:10:00 PM »
cop out
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Roast me
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2016, 02:55:57 PM »
Best one.


This makes me nervous. Victims of bullying and Virginia Tech do not mix well.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Roast me
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2016, 09:58:07 PM »
Holy crap, this is better than emails from an asshole.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.