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Oral Roberts (Baseball)

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Oral Roberts (Baseball)
« on: March 11, 2016, 08:32:39 PM »
We just lost to Oral Roberts, 8-7. That's all I've got to say about that.

5 straight losses now.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Oral Roberts (Baseball)
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2016, 08:39:41 PM »
So, Oral went Anal on us...
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Oral Roberts (Baseball)
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2016, 08:45:30 PM »
So, Oral went Anal on us...
The Lord was against us. ORU is the alma mater of a bunch of tv preachers and Kathy Lee Guifford.

We need divine hep.
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Re: Oral Roberts (Baseball)
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2016, 08:59:01 PM »
We need a live chicken to wake up the bats.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Oral Roberts (Baseball)
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2016, 09:17:43 PM »
I don't think that would help any. When you get beat by a team of future televangelists, there's not much hope for you.

Maybe after they sweep us they can hold a revival meeting to exorcise our demons. That's our only hope.
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Re: Oral Roberts (Baseball)
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2016, 09:41:39 PM »
We need a live chicken to wake up the bats.

Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
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Re: Oral Roberts (Baseball)
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2016, 06:04:31 PM »
Auburn bounces back in game 2 with a 10-1 victory over the Fightin' Evangelists of Oral Roberts.

With the win, the record improves to 7-8. The rubber match is set for 1pm tomorrow.
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Re: Oral Roberts (Baseball)
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2016, 06:00:56 PM »
Auburn gets the series win with an 18-11 decision today.

The win bumps the record to .500 at 8-8. We head to Atlanta on Tuesday evening to take on Georgia Tech.
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