Father-Daughter dance cancelled after complaints it wasn't "inclusive enough" and people's feelings might be hurt.
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/05/fatherdaughter_dance_cancelled.html#incart_most-commentsI've been reading that Declaration of Independence all wrong. I always thought it said:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
But it actually reads:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men, women, those who aren't sure what they are, those who think they are something different than how they were born, those in the process of changing their gender, those who prefer their own gender, those who are from other planets, those who identify as animals, and anything else under the sun are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator, no, not their Creator, but the flying spaghetti monster or whatever they think made them with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness, plus the absolute and undeniable right to never be subjected to anything that might hurt their feelings in any way whatsoever, as well as the right to consider themselves special and deserving of preferential treatment even when their own comfort inconveniences everyone else around them. This does not, however, extend to anyone who wishes to smoke tobacco, you will be ostracized. If you'll just vape, though, you can exhale massive stinking clouds with no recourse in any place you desire.