Battle For The Crown Royal Results

[AUTailgatingRules]

Well the results are in for the first week that counts.  In the "Battle For The Crown" we have a tie for 1st with AU Chizad and Harvey Birdman.  Each had 52 points.

The weekly Horses Ass Award goes to Come Honor Face with a dismal 31 points.

AU Chizad  52
Harvey Birdman 52
Ogre  50
AU Jarhead  50
Hugh Jass  49
Wesfau2  49
Pell City Tiger  49
DnAtl  49
WarEagle  49
Auburn Chopper1  47
Tiger Wench  47
Thrilla  47
AWK  46
ssgaufan  46
Hogwally  45
AU Tailgating Rules  43
CCTAU  42
Prowler  41
Jumbo  41
Chinook  40
Come Honor Face  31

[Snaggletiger]

Who is the man, uh men.

I'd like to thank God, my whole crew and my family.  I can't say enough about the Pennzoil, K-Mart, Dupont, Viagra, Mrs. Weiners 69 car.  We were a little loose coming out of 3 and made some adjustments on that last stop.  But, now it's back on the road to week three.

[Ogre]

I'm right where I want to be.  One of you will fuck up, and when you do ol' Ogre will be to take advantage.  I wants me some Crown Royal.

Oh, and I think you left Hogwally off the list. 

[Tiger Wench]

Since I don't drink Crown, when I win, can I have a nice bottle of expensive champagne?

You know, when I kick ALL y'all's asses...

[wesfau2]

Since I don't drink Crown, when I win, can I have a nice bottle of expensive champagne?

You know, when I kick ALL y'all's asses...

No. 

[AUTailgatingRules]

Since I don't drink Crown, when I win, can I have a nice bottle of expensive champagne?

You know, when I kick ALL y'all's asses...

Anything for you wenchy

[AWK]

Chad and Steve cheat.

[Come Honor Face]

I'm doing it Auburn style, just gonna fly under the radar... yeah... thats it.

Do I really get a horse's ass?

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Yeah, you'll all be like "hey, where's Chopper?"  I'm a hundred miles away son....   ready to strike!

I'm right in the top 3rd.....  beware....   

[chinook]

so, what is the tie-break policy?  i hate to split a bottle of canadian whiskey five ways. 

i just wanted to feel out the competition.

[AUTailgatingRules]

so, what is the tie-break policy?  i hate to split a bottle of canadian whiskey five ways. 

i just wanted to feel out the competition.

With all the bowl games and the large point value swings associated with them, I seriousely doubt we will have any ties.  If there are we will come up with some sort of tiebreaker.

[AUChizad]

Fuckin-A right, doggy!

Don't worry, I've never won anything valued at over $5 in my life, so it won't be long before I fuck this up as well.

[War Eagle!!!]

With all the bowl games and the large point value swings associated with them, I seriousely doubt we will have any ties.  If there are we will come up with some sort of tiebreaker.

So what you are saying is this could carry into bowl season, through the NFL play offs, the super bowl, March Madness, A-Day game, MLB preseason, All star game, and the next world series if it has to in order for you to win this???

[Tiger Wench]

No. 

Don't you have some ponies to kill or some kittens to poison or something?

[AUTailgatingRules]

So what you are saying is this could carry into bowl season, through the NFL play offs, the super bowl, March Madness, A-Day game, MLB preseason, All star game, and the next world series if it has to in order for you to win this???

I've got my own Crown in the bar.  This will end with the last college football game of the season, hopefully that will be ann Auburn game.

[Snaggletiger]

I like the way you think, Mister.  I'll throw in a bottle of Knob Creek for the winner too, as long as it's me.

But, like Chad, I'm usually suckin' hind tit by week 4 in these things.  Here's your consolation prize, thanks for playing.

[Pell City Tiger]

Great games, Mark. It'll be a tough week.

[Snaggletiger]

Great games, Mark. It'll be a tough week.

Wow...just wow.  With the exception of Bammie playing a 3A High School, every one of these games is tough.  Even Vandy/Rice and Duke/Navy are up in the air. 

Can you go from first to worst in one week?  Because I have a feeling I'm about to.

[AUChizad]

Wow...just wow.  With the exception of Bammie playing a 3A High School, every one of these games is tough.

And that's not up in the air as well?

[Snaggletiger]

And that's not up in the air as well?

I believe I'd run butt naked through the Mall, smokin' a stogie and singin' Jingle Bells if WKU beat Bama.

Ain't gonna' happen though so nobody gets to see my small stogie.