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Tripped on His Own Dick

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Re: Tripped on His Own Dick
« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2016, 09:33:07 PM »
I guess it's always funny when it happens to somebody else.  But I just don't feel like laughing.  Too many memories.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Tripped on His Own richard
« Reply #2 on: February 29, 2016, 11:05:23 PM »
I guess it's always funny when it happens to somebody else.  But I just don't feel like laughing.  Too many memories.

Macho Grande?
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Re: Tripped on His Own richard
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2016, 12:36:47 AM »
Macho Grande?

we're coming in from the north and below their radar.
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Re: Tripped on His Own Dick
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2016, 08:56:24 AM »
Yuck it up, short knockers.
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Re: Tripped on His Own Dick
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2016, 11:45:42 AM »
lmao at Rich Eisen...these guys fall hard and long.
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2016, 02:20:44 PM »
Macho Grande?

No, I don't think I will ever get over Macho Grande
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2016, 02:42:06 PM »
No, I don't think I will ever get over Macho Grande
Right Buddy was the bombardier.
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Re: Tripped on His Own richard
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2016, 02:47:18 PM »
I have this drinking problem
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Re: Tripped on His Own Dick
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2016, 03:07:53 PM »
we lost howie the next day.
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Re: Tripped on His Own richard
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2016, 03:27:50 PM »
we lost howie the next day.

Ted Striker's got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine, including the colon!
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Re: Tripped on His Own Dick
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2016, 03:43:07 PM »
"You got a letter from headquarters this morning"

"What is it?"

"It's a big building where generals meet but that's not important."
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Re: Tripped on His Own Dick
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2016, 04:51:47 PM »
Come in Mayflower 1, give me your name and position.

My name's Striker and I'm sitting down and facing front. Why would you want to know that?
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Re: Tripped on His Own Dick
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2016, 05:11:37 PM »
 Nervous?

 Yes.

 First time?

 No, I've been nervous lots of times.
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2016, 07:55:20 PM »
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Re: Tripped on His Own Dick
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2016, 12:18:51 PM »
we lost howie the next day.
Howie was a rock the best tail gunner in the outfit, but he came unglued.
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Re: Tripped on His Own Dick
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2016, 01:48:29 PM »
Howie was a rock the best tail gunner in the outfit, but he came unglued.

Buddy came unglued?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tripped on His Own Dick
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2016, 02:13:48 PM »
Buddy came unglued?

And he bailed out?
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« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2016, 03:07:01 PM »
And he bailed out?

No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tripped on His Own Dick
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2016, 04:13:16 PM »
Get me Steve McCroskey!
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